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WOLF: Why watch the Times Square ball drop on T.V.? You're gonna miss a live one outside!
JAN: Outside?
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JAN: Wolf, it's not the same.
WOLF: Not the same?! We have a ball, released from height, accelerating towards earth, reaching terminal velocity, and making blunt contact with the ground as some clock ticks past midnight. Only, *my* yoga ball is rigged to detonate on impact! What more do you want?
WOLF: ... Wait, did we miss the countdown? I just heard New York City burst into glee on the T.V.