1
WOLF: What am I going to do with 1,322 pennies?!
JAN: You *counted* them?!
WOLF: I was bored.
2
WOLF: Vending machines won't take them. Supermarkets won't take them.
WOLF: Hell, even girl scouts selling cookies won't take them.
JAN: SO you now have a mass of useless copper.
4
SIGN:
That was a warning light, not an idea bulb.
Retreat to a safe area *now*.
WOLF: Useless? Not *yet*.
