1
WOLF: Have you ever wanted to increase the electrical conductivity of a nonmetallic object?
JAN: No.
2
WOLF: Are you *suuuure?* Look! A copper-coated pencil! And its matching eraser!
WOLF: Shiny!
3
JAN: Good luck sharpening this thing.
WOLF: And it only cost a buck in pennies! That *that*, overpriced electroplating technologies!
PHIL: Why are you dipping a carrot into molten metal?