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CAPTION: Skills essential for hatching an evil plot:
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CAPTION: Extensive preparation:
WOLF: Potatoes first.
WOLF: Eggs: double-A, organic, brown, extra large.
WOLF: No, wait. Popcorn should go on the *bottom* for optimal propulsion.
WOLF: Finally, a use for fruitcake...
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CAPTION: Distracting your nemesis:
JAN: What are you doing?
WOLF: Hey Jan! Check out this new breakfast cereal!
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CAPTION: Stealth:
JAN: “Cheerio Holes”?
JAN: “Enter the Cheerio Holes sweepstakes!”
JAN: “Find 2 lug nuts in the box and instantly redeem 500 more!”
JAN: “No purchase necessary.”
JAN: “Offer expires when cereal does.”
SIGN: Look!
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CAPTION: Meticulous execution:
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CAPTION: Total disregard for danger:
JAN: Are you all right?!
WOLF: Perfectly fine! I *meant* to stand within 5 feet of certain doom!
