JAN: I suppose I can fix this. We just need to buy some angle brackets.
WOLF: Yeah, but *I'm* going to be the one on the lower bunk, and I ain't trusting your handiwork. Let's call housing services.
JAN: You're kidding, right? That could take *months!* They still haven't repaired the heating and it's already springtime.
WOLF: Then tell them it's an emergency, like the fridgemeltdown last week. Besides, we've *paid* these guys already... it's not like we're expected to fix this our--
JAN: Housing services it is. I'm calling to report I've got *two* emergencies on my hands now.
WOLF: No, wait! Let's go with *your* idea! We just need to buy lots of duct tape!