WOLF: So, where are you applying for housing next year?
PHIL: Off-campus apartments. I'm doing the lottery with 20,000 others trying to get in.
WOLF: Aww. You know you have seniority getting your room of choice in this dorm, right? I mean, here, you can get a single room --
PHIL: This *is* a single.
WOLF: -- semi-weekly bathroom sanitation --
PHIL: Barely adequate for 50 heavy users.
WOLF: -- and a meal plan!
PHIL: ... Which costs more than the room itself!
WOLF: And free repair service!
PHIL: ... Up to a limit...