JAN: Can you think of a way to get our neighbors to stop blasting their music?
WOLF: With or without gadgets?
JAN: Preferably without.
WOLF: I know -- I'll lend them my "sound test" CD. It's so insanely loud that it'll short out their stereo, trip a breaker, or blow their speaker to smithereens.
WOLF: ... Whichever comes first.
JAN: And if it doesn't work?
WOLF: I expect this building to undergo an hour of power fluctuations, thereby burning up everyone else's electronic equipment.
WOLF: I also hope you like hardcore thrash bagpipes.