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JAN: Boy, this headache is killing me. Thank goodness for medicine.
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LABEL:
Indications: For the temporary relief of headache.
Warnings: Possible side effects include nausea, intestinal gas, soft stools, muscle cramps, cold symptoms, irregular pulse, mood changes, trouble sleeping, dizziness, seizures and/or fainting.
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JAN: Screw that. I think I'll smash my forehead against this C++ manual until the headache becomes the least of my worries.