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JAN: Hey, are you ready for the job fair today?
WOLF: Job fair?!
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PHIL: That was probably a "no".
JAN: He's shoehorned himself under your bed.
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PHIL: Extraction and interrogation to commence in ten seconds.
JAN: Wait...! My shirt's just been laundered! I'm not about to handle an oversized dust bunny!
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PHIL: Wolf! This job fair is important! Aren't you going?!
WOLF: No.
PHIL: I'd *love* an explanation.
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WOLF: Did you know unemployment in our sector is at an all-time high? There's too much talent in the market, not enough employers, and if there *were* a position to be filled, they'd only be looking for someone with ten years' experience and proficiency in COBOL.
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WOLF: Besides, graduation's still two years off. I needn't worry about this till then.
PHIL: Great. We have a prospective Ph.D. candidate.
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WOLF: No! I don't wanna go to the job fair!
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WOLF: It's pointless! They're only looking for seniors! Why would they bother with a sophomore?! We're still completely, utterly, unequivocally unqualified!
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PHIL: Should we tell him about the free cookies?
WOLF: Ooh! Cookies? Get me some resume paper, stat!
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PHIL: We've given Wolf the completely wrong motivation for job hunting.
JAN: Don't worry. He'll make sense of it.
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PHIL: I mean, what *if* he's actually better suited doing research?
PHIL: ... A brilliant Ph.D. candidate who's simply eccentric like so many great minds before us?
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WOLF: Cookies! Resume paper! Eeee! Blinding light!
JAN: I don't think the world's been robbed of an Einstein, either way.