Jan. 6, 2013 - Cookout

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19 comments

Jeffwulf87 • 01/06/2013

Heh seems like wolf is up to no good again. It looks like he's going spike it with steak sauce. Veggie burger...never had one before. I wonder if there any good.

Dragontech64 • 01/06/2013

Jeffwulf87: Wolf is 100% CORRECT! Veggies are a work of the devil! Veggie Burgers have a texture like sawdust and a taste like socks mixed with mushrooms. They should never be confused with real food!

Interstate2011 • 01/06/2013

What's so evil about vegetables? Nothing, of course.

LupercusWhitewolf • 01/06/2013

Blrg, I hate veggie burgers >.< I had one before and a tofu dog as well, bland tastless, I felt wrong for even buying them afterwards.

Muddypaws • 01/06/2013

"Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" as far as Wolf is concerned.

soriac • 01/06/2013

As a student, I often had some burgers made not from tofu, but dinkel wheat (they were surprisingly cheap those days), but they needed to be seared quite intense to taste any good (or else they taste just like oatmeal) and lots of spieces added. No wonder Wolf adds lot of A1 :-)

And I agree with Wolf, even those dinkel veggies are evil, those couldn't be properly done on a BBQ, they needed lots of fat or oil in the frying pan, which they soaked in like a sponge. And that was supposed to be a healthy dish ;-)

Yageira • 01/06/2013

Unless a person is allergic to meat in some regard, then vegi burgers should be illegal. Listen to the wolf's words, vegi burgers are evil.

Felis Silvestris • 01/06/2013

C'mon, guys, give vegetarians a break.

bsrlee • 01/06/2013

I'm certain that there is some sort of conspiracy to foist disgusting vegetarian food on people. Even I, a fairly dedicated carnivore, can make tasty & interesting food from vegetables, and there are entire cuisines which make marvelous food that hasn't even seen a picture of an animal in its production (Chinese Buddist & Indian come to mind).

But no, expensive restaurant or packaged food seems to be made without any taste or obvious texture.

Jessica U. Ingmann • 01/06/2013

No no no, Wolfie. Don't use A1. Use Frank's Red Hot instead! That's [bleep]'s good on everything! 8D

Yes, even ice cream. Don't judge me.

GoGoWolf • 01/06/2013

Hey now! Veggie burgers are tasty! Using A1 on it just makes it even tastier, but they really aren't evil.

But then again, I AM a health nut. :p

LavaBat • 01/06/2013

OK - I understand Wolf using A1, but what is he going to do with the knife?

Mavraszun • 01/06/2013

Apparently Wolf has never had stir frie or fried rice before heck just mentioning it makes my stomach roar.

Nyaliva • 01/07/2013

I don't mind veggie substitutes but I'd never replace meat with them (although I could eat Fakin' Bacon regularly, it's actually alright).

I applaud any vegetarian for their conviction, just don't judge me for not having the same. ;)

treb • 01/07/2013

MMMMMMMMMM........ MEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTT. No veggies, I spit at thee. (Ptooee)

Slaton • 01/07/2013

Horses are veggies anyway....BUUUUT.... having the odd juicy beef burger doesn't do them any harm ;) I'm sure wolf can sneak in a real one for Phil somewhere lol!

AncientWolf • 01/07/2013

Oh yeah...almost reminds me of a Gary Larsen "Far Side" cartoon (a bull cooking hamburgers on a charcoal grill...). ;)

Voxumo • 01/12/2013

veggie burgers are evil

Markius Fox • 03/02/2013

I loved the Barbecue Veggie rib sandwich MRE. It's much better tasting and comes with better stuff than the Pork Imitation Rib sandwich MRE.

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