College Catastrophe

18 novembre 2012 - Contest results - 1

Traduit par GalloViking, Toumaï, Adraes, et Rundas

Submission by Alex Sheepdog

1
JAN: Hey Wolf, you know it's innoculation day.
WOLF: What?!

3
PHIL: Wow. He ran faster than me.
JAN: I didn't know he could hit 60 miles per hour.

4
PHIL: Oh no, you don't. Where are you going?
JAN: I'm not getting mine either from that old lady!

Submission by Alex Sheepdog

1
PHIL: C'mon Wolf, get out from under there.
WOLF: No.
PHIL: Hiding won't help.

2
WOLF: But the nurse is that old lady. Last time she stuck the needle in my arm, it got stuck. Then she pulled it out, and everything went black.

3
WOLF: Never again... {sob} never...
PHIL: We heard this story six times already.

Submission by Alex Sheepdog

1
WOLF: No, no not again!

2
WOLF: Not her, not the needles! I don't wanna do this, guys!

3
PHIL: Did you mention the big buffet they have?
WOLF: Last time it was just cookies. But a buffet?

Submission by Alex Sheepdog

1
PHIL: Wolf's eating already.
JAN: He got his already?

2
PHIL: I don't think he got his shot.
PHIL: I saw him cut through the line. Then over to the buffet table.

3
WOLF: Ouch! Hey, I got my already... no wait, not her!...
JAN: The animal control unit was a nice touch, though.

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