Submission by Stompychar
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JAN: Oh hey, it seems your mother will be in town this weekend.
WOLF: W-What?!
3
PHIL: What is it this time?
JAN: His mom will be in town...
4
PHIL: Go get him out of the tree, then.
JAN: Why me?! Last time, it took me two hours *and* he started throwing pinecones at me!
Submission by Stompychar
1
PHIL: It's been two days; get out from under there!
WOLF: No.
PHIL: You can't stay there all week!
2
WOLF: Yes I can. Over the past few weeks, I've systematically put food, water, and other needs under this bed to account for a prolonged stay.
3
WOLF: And... the bugs... yeah, them too.
PHIL: You put the exterminator on speed-dial, right?
Submission by Stompychar
1
WOLF: No! I will not meet her!
2
WOLF: Only hiding will save me from me cruel fate!
3
PHIL: Would offering him some food calm him down enough?
WOLF: Did you say food?... I like food.
Submission by Stompychar
1
PHIL: They're about to meet. What's so bad about that?
JAN: You'll see...
2
PHIL: What do you mean, "You'll see?"
PHIL: I mean, why is he so afraid of seeing his mother?
3
WOLF: Augh my eye!
JAN: She's even more accident-prone than he is.