Swords and Sausages

June 1, 2011 - Prologue - page 4

NARRATOR: A runaway cart, traffic jams, three lost cows, mushrooms, a contagious yawning epidemic, barbarians on the gate, and skunk cabbage everywhere.
NARRATOR: Everything was going down the sewers, or rather, towards the sinkhole that had inconveniently opened up next to the castle. The townsfolk were becoming desperately annoyed. The land needed a savior. It was a time... for heroes.