June 12, 2016 - Prophecy - page 18

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TOR: Urrrrgggghhh!

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SWORD: Mortal!
SWORD: Give up already!
SWORD: You are not the chosen one!
SWORD: Guardian! Dispose of these unworthy creatures!

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TOR: "Guardian"?

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TOR: Urrrrrgggghhh!
SWORD: Guardian! Where art thou?!

36 comments

Jan

Tor and Silver roll 13 on perception. Nothing happens, anyway :P

LionkingCMSL • 06/12/2016

And the sword botches its Charisma roll. :=3

AlyxVixen • 06/12/2016

And the dragon fails the wisdom roll to wake up.

Brighttail • 06/12/2016

Tor and Silver, roll a luck roll to see if the guardian wakes up or stays in eternal sleep.

Tor: What does a 2 mean? Silver: ...

Lord_Chaos • 06/12/2016

Any moment the guardian will appear. Yup. Any time now.

OmegaWolf • 06/12/2016

Anyone getting flashbacks to Mulan when that stone dragon didn't wake up?

RCRuskin • 06/12/2016

Is Silver the chosen one?

Alphawolf • 06/12/2016

My guess is that silver is the chosen one of that sword and tor still needs to learn something

Indagare • 06/12/2016

I keep wondering why Silver isn't trying any of these out.

ndrvr • 06/12/2016

Tor rolls a 1: "Oooohhh, botch!"

Dragon: "Heh, that's the sound Knights do when i drop on them!"

Kaelgren • 06/12/2016

Sword: "Both of you roll a Reflex Save." Tor and Silver each roll a die Silver: "Seventeen..." Tor: "One..." Sword laughs as Tor is smacked around with a cane wielded by a decrepit looking creature Silver watches with a surprised look about to turn into a smirk, then even more surprised when her pants are ???sliced??? off by the cane

Silverwolf • 06/12/2016

Oh, this was when the Bungie servers were offline. No guardian could log in.

BrandonTheWolfcoon • 06/12/2016

slides out of the ground Oh whoops, I'm right here, sword!

Kangaar Foxfire • 06/12/2016

(I wouldn't be surprised if, in an anticlimax, the guardian turns out not to be the statue but some small or ineffectual creature).

It would be interesting to see Tor & Silver's stats... ...I mean their in-game stats. Not Silver's measurements... although I'm not entirely opposed to seeing them either. :)

Shockwave07 • 06/12/2016

Yep. Not a part of the prophecy too.

Bad luck stone = prophecy revision stone?

soriac • 06/12/2016

looks like the guardian isn't the stone dragon at all. Possibly he's the one selling the souvenirs...

Arc Nova • 06/12/2016

What this sacred sword doesn't know is that we've secretly switched his normal guardian for 'I Can't Believe It's Not Guardian.' Let's see if he notices!

Kangaar Foxfire • 06/13/2016

+1 like to Arc Nova's comment :)

Razmoudah • 06/13/2016

With Tor and Silver around he'll notice, only a true Guardian would have a chance of slowing them down.

Obakeinu • 06/13/2016

Maybe the Guardian got tired of waiting and sought out the nearest tavern.

Sammy • 06/13/2016

However, Silver and Tor roll an 18 on YouTube viewers, and their webcast gets lots and lots of views.

Silverwolf • 06/13/2016

Oh, the guardian's right behind Tor. He's just a little stoned right now.

DreamGod • 06/13/2016

@silverwolf The internet is yours.

Hey, the sword talks! Let's just ignore that!

Smallsplat • 06/13/2016

I've literally only just realised that silver can talk and do more than squeak o.o

How have I gotten this far

Katnik • 06/14/2016

The dragon has forgotten the spell !

Expecto Patronum !

You guys better beat it before he remembers.

Tor, just knock that ruby out of the pommel and scram.

Jan • 06/14/2016

@Indagare Because sword hilts are magnets for cooties :P

@Arc Nova Heeheehee... I think the sword's beginning to notice :D Best comment so far!

Silverwolf • 06/15/2016

From that angle it looks like the dragon is in the right position to whisper right in Tor's ear.

Dragon: "Psst...tiger dude...it's like a medicine bottle cap. Push it in, turn it, then pull it out!" Tor: "Thanks!" Sword: "Guardian?!" Dragon: "Hey, it wasn't your call as to who the chosen one is. Besides, to say I have a stiff neck right now is redundant!"

ursus bärson • 06/15/2016

I found only two from the family ursidae in the hole comic. Most of the characters are from the families felidae and canidae. How racist! I demand more bears! ;-)

great comic by the way.

Wolven • 06/16/2016

Are these guys best friends or like surrogate brother and sister?

I'm just curious what compels them to stick together despite all the trouble and crazy they get into

johner666 • 06/17/2016

Suddenly dragons turns real and... starts acting like a puppy. Wagging its tail and trying to play with them.

Enigma • 06/18/2016

Why do I get the image of excalaber from Soul Eater when I read the swords words as a voice in my head? Yaaaa the Guarden said "screw this and the sword I'm out of here."

Taramafor • 06/19/2016

Oh look, a dragon isn't taking orders. Is that really a surprise, sword?

Katnik • 06/19/2016

Dragon is thinking: "Yes, take that stuck-up sword away with you, so I never have to hear that whiny, bratty voice again ! He hasn't said one positive word in the last 500 years."

mooncat • 06/19/2016

@enigma Hehe, I hadn't thought that but now it's stuck in my head, with his little cane and his rules and general annoying-ness :).

MiyuHogosha (aka Swift) • 06/20/2016

Guardian rolls 1:1:1 on perception

Rocket T. Coyote • 06/25/2016

Well--Sometimes it doesn't work the first time.

Matt • 07/07/2017

@ Jan you need more pages Translated in French have you stopped the French translation?