Swords and Sausages

Nov. 19, 2017 - Curse - page 15

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CAPTION: Back in the castle...
MAGICIAN: It's not like anything *I've* ever seen. It's an unbelieveably complete transformation.

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MAGICIAN: Your Majesty, I think you should seek a *real* sorcerer. I am but a street magician...
QUEEN: I shall; thank you for your time. I apologize for interrupting your morning performances.
QUEEN: Please do keep in mind the secrecy of our situation.
MAGICIAN: My muzzle is sealed.

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CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: Your Majesty, the physician is here. I think it would be prudent to give the King an examination to rule out any illnesses or poisons.

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PHYSICIAN: He looks like a regular bunny to me. I wouldn't think there's anything wrong with him, if he were an actual bunny.
QUEEN: What else might've caused this?
QUEEN: Clotted humors?
PHYSICIAN: No...
QUEEN: Faerie fever?
PHYSICIAN: No...
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: Prostate problems?
PHYSICIAN: N-- hmm...

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PHYSICIAN: Forgive me, your Majesty, but this may cause some discomfort...

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