Swords and Sausages

May 13, 2018 - Curse - page 26

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CAPTION: For the past forty-five minutes...
QUEEN: Bring me the best sorcerer in the kingdom, immediately.
MESSENGER: Yes, your Majesty.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: Your Majesty!

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CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: I still can't find the King. He's not in the royal quarters anywhere!
QUEEN: Where else... the library?
PRINCESS (O/S): Mommy!

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QUEEN: Not now, deary. Daddy's missing. We have to find him.
PRINCESS: Mommy, I just found a floofy white bunny and we played with it and had tea time but little brother took him away and he --
QUEEN: Bunny? Just now? Where?!

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GUARD: Your Majesty! A visitor at the front gate... with a rabbit!
QUEEN: Oh? --

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QUEEN: -- Thank the gods!

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TOWNSPERSON: I heard you lost a rabbit. Is there a reward?
QUEEN: Erm... can I get back to you?

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