April 23, 2017 - Curse - page 3

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TOR: The lake went into the cart.
KIELA: Astute observation.
TOR: Can we leave it there? I don't want to be bitten by fish.

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SILVER: Thank you for volunteering to fetch the cart.
TOR: But --
KIELA: You wouldn't leave your dragon buddy, would you?

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TOR: I can never understand girls.
TOR: There's the sign...

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TOR: Oh! And the crystal ball --

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SILVER: That was fast.
KIELA: Hey! A little privacy, please?
TOR: Fish...
SILVER: You are such a wimp.

55 comments

Jan

Bapple rescue mission! Also, tigers are naturally great at swimming and are therefore fearless of water ^^

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This comic was revised on 4 Sep 2017. Comments made before then refer to the old comic.

Kangaar Foxfire • 04/23/2017

The "lake" went into the "cart?" At first I thought my dyslexia was causing problems again.

Zekumas Tuqiri • 04/23/2017

I spot somebody has some piercings >.>

Sibeor • 04/23/2017

Fish... I'd say he took that encounter rather well.

Brighttail • 04/23/2017

Not sure what 'piercings' you are talking about...

We finally get to 'officially' see Kiela out of that robe. Of course unofficially was the pie fight she and Silver were involved in. (see Jan's or my FA account).

Poor Tor. No one really can understand why he now has a phobia of fish. There will be no getting him back into any lake any time soon, that is for sure. Sadly that means we can't have a sequel to "What really happened at the lake".

That fish really scared Tor because not only did he get the cart on shore, but he was so fast, Bapple ended up tail over head!

Of course all this is meaningless to the real question. Which lady has the bigger cup size?? :)

Night-X • 04/23/2017

100 pages later the big fish will reappear.

Brighttail • 04/23/2017

On a side note, it is interesting that Kiela has become so concerned about Bapple. Makes you wonder if she 'sees' something special about the dragon? :)

Jan • 04/23/2017 • edited

@Night-X So now we have a big fish, a big dragon (potentially), and regularly-sized big gryphon. If all three got in a fight, who would win? I'm placing my bet on the fish... :3

Thisguy • 04/23/2017

@Jan And now I'm thinking of Darths and Droids. Summon Bigger Fish.

Perfesser_Bear • 04/23/2017

"Also, tigers are naturally great at swimming and are therefore fearless of water"

Well, Tor is good with water. Feesh, that's another story...

Shockwave07 • 04/23/2017

I wonder what it smells like on that beach... Hopefully like fish and not wet... Well there's no dogs there.

Vandal • 04/23/2017

Am I the only one enjoying the irony of Andrea telling Tor he's a wimp? I know she's doing so in character but still...

Brighttail • 04/23/2017

@Jan Of course the fish would win, because the fish would swim so deep the others would drown before they got to it, that and because it is a FEEEEEEEESH!

Katnik • 04/23/2017

... Take care of Jawscarp ... Just wait 'till gravity turns sideways again, and the whole lake spills onto the shore, fish and all. Once out of water, the big carp is in deep crap. Gonna need a buuunch of sauce.

Jo Li • 04/23/2017

To be fair, Kiela, neither you nor Silver told Tor you'd be disrobing at the shore. You have no one to blame but yourself, kitty-cat!

Shockwave07 • 04/23/2017

Vandal, in character or not enjoyable in all the confident, bottomless, in front of another girlness... ess...

Though now I wonder, when is the last time Silver (and obviously not her 9 to 9 conterpart Andrea!) had some girl bonding time?

Shockwave07 • 04/23/2017

!!!

Banner! Moby Carp's baby?! Plot points? Doubtful, but maybe...

Vuk_Tempest • 04/23/2017

Aaawwww yyyeaaaa, I was soooo waiting to see Kiela in the nude. Also, She has a mohawk. I love Her! -

Vandal • 04/23/2017

I think this is a very good point Shockwave07. It's time we saw Silver get some Amazon time. Heck, she might even get her hips back.

drivernjax • 04/23/2017 • edited

@Jan I quite agree. After all, dragons and gryphons are mythological creatures. LOL.

@Shockwave07 Well, there is a fox. (She is a fox. Isn't she? LOL.)

@Vandal LOL@Andrea calling Tor a wimp.

@Zekumas Tuqiri Look at the High resolution page.

OmegaWolf • 04/23/2017

Lol funny Silver is okay with being naked in front of him while Kiela is going nuts. Her hairstyle is interesting.

Navarre • 04/23/2017

Oh come now, Tor! I could have done better than that. I do it all the time. It's just a fishie.

Navarre • 04/23/2017

Good thing Tor was wearing shorts.

Guesticus • 04/23/2017

Did Tor straighten the boat-cart in panel three?

MiyuHogosha (aka Swift) • 04/23/2017

@Shockwave07 Mobi Carp? Is that reference to Slayers?

jprime • 04/23/2017

Which video game comparison is more apt, Boss Bass or Del Lago?

ndrvr • 04/23/2017

Anything's peachy. As long as Tor doesn't get an eyefull of Silver & Kiela ^^....

...would the fish then act up as a Lawyer...?

Tor = ScaredyCat :-)...

Shockwave07 • 04/23/2017

@MiyuHogosha Not intentionally! Haven't seen that anime but hope to sometime.

Ketzal • 04/23/2017

I'm a little confused why Silver's tatas are censored in that last panel but Kiela's aren't.

David Argall • 04/23/2017

"...the real question. Which lady has the bigger cup size?? " That is not a question to answer casually. Rather we must study the evidence closely and in detail.

Oh yes, while the tiger is more aquatic than most cats, India's large bodies of water are apt to contain large creatures able and sometimes willing to give a tiger a very bad day.  Accordingly the non-Tor tiger approaches such bodies with considerable caution.
Now in the current case, Tor may have not yet fetched crystal ball, sign, or other valuables, and so may be "encouraged" to take another dip.  It is not impossible that he will be reluctant, and that whoever does do the fetching will emerge with a quite tiny fish [which will amuse the girls more than Tor], and the scene will end with the party leaving while a quite large fish watches behind their backs.

Mike • 04/23/2017

I volunteer to dry off the fortune teller, should only take two or three decades... By the way, the fish should have a cross. Holy Carp!

LLNV

Brighttail • 04/24/2017

@davidargall Welp in the piefight picture. It looks like Kiela's are bigger, but she is leaning forward sooo. What you think? https://www.furaffinity.net/view/22889049/

Silverwolf • 04/24/2017

This would be the scenario where fishing and explosives are not only an option to combine, but a requirement!

Matt • 04/25/2017

Silver is calling Tor a whimp. Also he doesn't like fish he still remembers the biting fish so now his going to think all fish are going to bite him though that big fish might sallow him whole. Though it might be funny if the fish kissed him instead.

Matt • 04/25/2017

A little tickle (from the inside) perhaps

ndrvr • 04/25/2017

@Silverwolf thank you for that "Crocodile Dundee" picturing XD. Yet here Tor may need a somewhat bigger explosive.

Silver + Kiela: "...where's the lake...?" Tor: "Doesn't matter, there, dead fish!"

Panther • 04/27/2017

I think it's the first time we see Kiela's head top ; she's strangely haired for a female ^_^"

WB101 • 04/27/2017

But... but think about Big Fishy.

Big Fishy: Glub glub glubGlub GLUB! (Translation: I tawt I taw a puddy tat!)

blink blink OK...

Big Fishy: Glub glubglub. Glub glub GLUB. nervously looks about (Translation: You don't understand. I've seen THINGS.)

Rrrright. O_o

So, who will pay for Big Fishy's therapy? Will Tor ever have any good luck? Will Silver ever learn to keep her pants on? Who does Kiela's hair? Does Bapple even 'like' apples? What are the pigeons really up to? Where are all the female Barbarians? Who is going to buy the next round of drinks for the adventurers? What is hidden under the town? Will tomato sauce remove the smell of skunk cabbage? And why are toon coyotes natural anvil-magnets? Stay tooned for the answers to these and other titillating questions... here on Jan's Swords and Sausages.

Insert cart insurance commercial here.

WB101 • 04/27/2017 • edited

They gonna need a bigger cart. O_o

Jan asked - fish/dragon/gryphon "If all three got in a fight, who would win?" I'd say... Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon! whistles innocently

@Shockwave07 @drivernjax I think Silver's an arctic vixen... so technically a canine.

@Silverwolf Uhhh... When the explosives become that big, they're called 'depth charges' sir.

...and the anvil goes THUNK!

Krahazik • 04/28/2017

I just noticed that Silver was already pants-less when she was pushing Tor toward the lake.

Arc Nova • 04/29/2017

If there was a giant fish behind me, and two naked women in front of me, I'd want to get the job done quickly, too! ;)

Guesticus • 04/30/2017

Krahazik: that's because she was holding them in panel one, after losing them last page

JSStryker • 05/03/2017

Jan you go a tip of he hat from The Whiteboard webcomic!

http://www.the-whiteboard.com/index.html

not-a-fox • 05/03/2017

...and you are on "The Whiteboard" (2017-05-03 strip) :)

Matt • 05/04/2017

Now Tor will have a fish phobia. Will Tor be like that even with tiny tiny minnows

Vulpis • 05/06/2017

@Matt, what do you mean 'now'? :-)

Panther • 05/11/2017

You request for privacy , Kiela . But , sorry to say it .................. By lifting up your leg , you reveal more than you hide =^_^=

Luckily Tor has other things in mind than to look up on there ^_^"

Panther • 05/12/2017

OK , Tor has grabbed the cart and Bapple ; we can think too he has got the sign and the crystal ball . But what about the stool ?

Tor , you need to go back to the lake again XD

Silverwolf • 05/17/2017

@Panther: Tor (Bill Paxton voice): "Hey Kiela, have you ever been mistaken for a man?"

Panther • 05/17/2017

@ Silverwolf :

Kiela (Jenette Goldstein voice) : "- No , and you ?"

Sangie Nativus • 05/17/2017

Do the guys ever get naked.......?

WB101 • 05/18/2017 • edited

@ Sangie Nativus

https://www.tigerknight.com/ss/5-9

https://www.tigerknight.com/ss/9-3

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...and possibly more in the AMAs and Patreon supported stuff.

Matt • 05/25/2017

Arc espeically if The "Fish" in question was your boss assuming your actions with the women was a fireable offence

Matt • 05/25/2017

Now why would Keila need the dragon?

Matt • 07/07/2017

@ Kangaar Foxfire the cart went into the lake. Unless it's March. The Tides of March.

Chris 'Foxx' Yost • 08/05/2017

No hood hair in this picture for Keila! :)

Ye gods, I can't believe I'm this far behind on the comic!!