Sept. 16, 2018 - Curse - page 35

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Jan

I imagine this is what happens when you leave a bunch of bored sorcerers in a room for any span of time ^^

Brighttail • 09/16/2018

Don't worry tho. "It's fine!" (love the reference to the dog comic) :)

Little gags like this makes me smile. Good setup, good execution and a great payoff.

Now I wonder how the wizards deal with putting out the fires? Ice? Frost? Snow? Water? Floods? Earth? Sand? None of the above! Lets cast a spell that takes all the oxygen out of the room for 1 minute. Anyone that passes out pays for the next round of mead.

LionkingCMSL • 09/16/2018 • edited

I don't know if I'm channelling Jan or if Jan is channelling me. :=3

Just the other day I was thinking of a situation, for the next book I'm writing, where a 21st-century human finds himself in a land of anthros and magic. At one point I was thinking of having the human meet up with a wizard who casts a fireball at him and he uses his quarterstaff as a baseball bat while saying, "Batter up!" :=3

Also, poor Cless. Fireball to the groin! Ouch! I whimper in pain with him. 8=0

AlyxVixen • 09/16/2018

@Jan Sadly true... and Bikini Atoll is what happens with a bunch of bored alchemists in a room for any span of time. Just a bit more colourful.

"Did I just see a rainbow mushroom cloud?" "Yeah, don't worry about it... the alchemists just blew up their guild house. Again. Third time..." "Wow, only three times since the guild was founded?" "... this week."

Rocketroo • 09/16/2018

"Meh." Now that's powerful magic!

jim • 09/16/2018

A Live Action game of Hex Hex. Beautiful. The Adventurers Guild probably plays Live Action games of Lunch Money.

Threyon • 09/16/2018 • edited

Ah, truly one of the most powerful spells in a wizard's arsenal. "Meh."

Karou • 09/16/2018

this is also where armies of undead start. tho, the last time one of my mages got bored, they ended up with a FLESH GOLEM that had the personality of Elmyra from Tiny Toons.. and a curse that turned the PCs into anthro animals...

beware my mind if I ever deign to GM ever again..

Shockwave07 • 09/16/2018

This is the reason populations insist Wizards keep their circles private groups!

Katnik • 09/16/2018

Wow, a red-hot screamer right off the bat of a bullbarian. Oh wait, I guess she's a cowbarian. Even without the fire, that one would blast him across the street and down the ally. Poor Cless, and he doesn't even have a bad-luck charm.(yet).

Panther • 09/16/2018

OK , Cless : you're officially hired to be test subject for Wolf . Good luck to you ............. or may i say already RIP ?^_^"

soriac • 09/16/2018

Yes, the good old rule "practice, practice, practice...". If there is no high-leveled, heavy armored, undead, goateed, red-and-black clothed end level boss threatening to destroy the world again, you just have to train with what you can get :-)

Also, it seems "Mr. Meh" already got his own fanclub. Great, where do I sign up?

FTL • 09/16/2018

Well, I can see two prime candidates... Mr Meh Mage and the Cowbarian Mage (as Katnik has dubbed her) could both fill the usual slots for a trope situation in Vale Valley.

Poor Cless, even with leather pant protection, pyromancy would say his private parts are predestined for pyrotechnic powered pain.

ndrvr • 09/16/2018

Mages / Sorcerers always provide a warm welcoming for new guests ^^.

Treascair • 09/16/2018

I would LOVE to start out a D&D game this way!

typhoon • 09/16/2018

Somewhere in the guild is a Sorceror whose enthusiasm for relieving boredom got him tied and gagged even with this lot. He is the one who will end up with the group and we finally have Wolf in S&S. All he has to do is channel himself

CW Glenn • 09/16/2018

@Brighttail

I suspect the place has been rendered fire resistant and what not thanks to bored wizards.

Panther • 09/16/2018

@ Ndrvr :

It's a burning ham welcoming XD

Pufnstuff • 09/16/2018

OMG... I just had visions of a full-anthro version of World of Warcraft.... o_O

I think I've just had a religious experience.

Krahazik • 09/16/2018

@Panther, you just had to go there didn't you? and its Burning Hams. Probably not a good idea to introduce that particular mage to these mages, this world already has enough chaos.

Panther • 09/16/2018

@ Pufnstuff :

Beware ; we've got a woman with religious visions , in France .......... She's badly finished https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joan_of_Arc

ndrvr • 09/16/2018

@Panther burning ham -> they've the hots for their bacon ^^.

....and looks like i'm in a Delimancer meeting.

Robin Bobcat • 09/16/2018

This is a common occurance in my LARP.

"Fire bolt!" "Reflect Magic!" "Reflect Magic!" "Bane!" "Redirect!" "Bane again!" "Dodge!"

Connorses • 09/16/2018

Finally I know where I'd be hanging out if I lived in this town.

Robin Bobcat • 09/17/2018

Also, the game Hex Hex is EXACTLY this. Hot potato, but with curses.

Roose Hurro • 09/17/2018

If only he'd used that axe as a shield...

Matt • 09/17/2018

@ Brighttail with Cless's group here the answer would be all of the above and all at once. The one with the wizard hat thinks he is better than the others and is bored because the are not at his level. Maybe he was held back and never graduated and forced into "summer school" If the rabbit went with the group she would anthro all the rabbits. or maybe multiply them. Cless grabbed his axe which promptly called forth a pheonix which in turned fell for Cless or kept trying to land on him.

Matt • 09/17/2018

The cow says: cowabunga dude turning another of the party into a turtle.

Matt • 09/17/2018

Did Cless take out the person behind him when he was hit with the fire ball which the cow attemted to launched into orbit.

Matt • 09/17/2018

The axe could call an Articuno.

Matt • 09/17/2018

what next will Cless attract an angry dragon?

Matt • 09/17/2018

Will Cless become so resistent that he conjures fire magic giving back every thing he received and more ? why do his clothes keep burning?

Matt • 09/17/2018

Will the next fire ball also hit Cless? How many can he take?

ndrvr • 09/17/2018

Let's call the mage yelling "Hot potato!" a Potato Cannon ^^.

Panther • 09/17/2018

@ Krahazik :

I do what i can X3

@ Ndrvr :

Roasted bacon AND potatoes ^_^"

jprime • 09/17/2018

Basically, a room full of Wolfs.

WB101 • 09/17/2018

Pffft! Using wands (staves, amulets, etc.) as foci... actually speaking to cast spells... fire mages are sooo ‘flavor of the month’... and still no joy for frost I see. Such the cold shoulder... ;p

@AlyxVixen I wasn’t anywhere near Ceti Alpha VI at the time... and it definitely was NOT me firing magic missile into the darkness. O_o

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2Y7FnlkuCg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKm7NloL8bA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nPQzal-Ovk

Dawn the DrMooID: Moo mooo moo, moo Moo! (Translation: Just like a Barbarian mage, but DrMooids are Better!) }:D

Spector • 09/17/2018

"DOSE ANYONE KNOW ICE MAGIC?????!!!!"

Silverwolf • 09/18/2018

And yet another incidence of testicular manslaughter. Or arson.

Kael Duranus • 09/19/2018

I just realized something... What happened to the fox archer guy's destined enchanted sword? Did they just kinda discard it in light of the singing axe?

WB101 • 09/19/2018 • edited

Also notice how the tank (the heavy armor wearer) started the instance out of position and failed to hold/pull aggro. Now the group will never pass the DPS check... ;p

@Spector Umm... Let it snow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=moSFlvxnbgk

Anubis • 09/19/2018

Chestnuts roasting on an open fire...…. :)

Shockwave07 • 09/20/2018

@Anubis:

Jack Frost nipping at your nose... Sorry, he missed!

Anubis • 09/21/2018

lol :)

Matt • 09/22/2018

Will Cless rise once again from the ashes?

Hopefully this time with the song of the pheonix after all his axe attracts song birds with his ability to be in the fire, on fire or just around it , just maybe the axe will attract a pheonix

mike • 09/27/2018

reminds me of a dungon i ran where a mage in training threw a fireball in a basement. only the horses made the save.

Matt • 10/03/2018

wait until they bounce other spells around espically hexes

Little smile • 10/30/2020

So the rules of Hot potato Fireball. everybody has to push the firebal away from themselves but the same spell cant be used twice. i especially love the use of the "meh" magic. a magic i am very professed in.

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