Swords and Sausages

Sept. 30, 2018 - Curse - page 36

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ROO: I see the most powerful sorcerer amongst you...
HUSKY: Powerful?

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RABBIT: Ooh! Me me me!
LYNX: Pick me! Pick me!
HUSKY: Her!

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ROO: ... Who's an expert in transformation magicks?

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RABBIT: Damn, I'm out. I failed that class.
HUSKY: Don't pick her!
LION: Transforming... what? Rocks to vegetables?

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ROO: I'm not sure, actually...
DEER: An actual transformation? Or the *appearance* of transformation?
LYNX: Is the transformation... for *you?*

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COW: Bigger muscles? Hairer chest? Girthier --
LYNX: Humongous dongus! Biggus dickus! Magna -- mmf!
RABBIT: Stop! You nearly choked me casting that last time!

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