Dec. 9, 2018 - Curse - page 41

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SILVER: Urrrgh!

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TOR: Aaaaahh!

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TOR: Ha! Bigger sharp pointy thing negotiation! I win!
TOR: So! Do you know how to steal a roof?
TOR: I'll give you a purse full of coins if you do!

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THIEF: Is there no honor among thieves anymore?
THIEF: Hand that purse over, or the Guild will hear of this?
TOR: Oooh! The Guild?

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TOR: There's a whole *guild* of thieves I can ask?
TOR: Maybe one of them will know!

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TOR: So lead the way, then!
THIEF: What?
TOR: To the Guild! I have the bigger sharp pointy thing! You have to do as I say!
SILVER: *More* walking?!

29 comments

Jan

That axe is starting to be a real drag on Silver. Also, never underestimate bigger sharp pointy thing negotiation ;)

jprime • 12/09/2018

Panel 3: Not the attitude I'd have expected from Silver at that point.

Fuzzy TwoShirts • 12/09/2018

Surprised they didn't fall on that axe and get maimed...

Unless Silver is keeping that good luck charm that got her the axe in the first place.

Maryalee • 12/09/2018

Tor logic...there's a dimensional subspace link to Wolfram logic somewhere.

So now Tor will kindly axe the thieves guild for help. No, wait, that's not...Tor will make it work.

And I disagree Jan, Silver isn't wearing anything, much less drag.

Shockwave07 • 12/09/2018

I've played too much elder scrolls to not think of their thieve's guilds.

...And these two can cause some trouble.

Panther • 12/09/2018

Tor to "Cheryl" : "- I have a naked vixen with axe against your knife : i win" XD

Kangaar Foxfire • 12/09/2018

@Jan, is the NSFW warning in place for the current episode? I checked on both my PC & phone but it didn't appear.

Speaking of which (to everyone generally now), why isn't our dear naked vixen drawing a crowd? :)

Ephesus • 12/09/2018

Jan... that's quite the cutting-edge humor you're displaying there. Silver doesn't quite look like she's at her breast though. This webcomic woodent have some slice of life, wood it? Sure feels knife to have someone to relate to. Makes me all guildy inside.

Panther • 12/09/2018

Hem , Silver .......... To hide your bip : you put your hands on it , not to each side =^_^=

Shockwave07 • 12/09/2018

@Panther: Yeah... Andrea the Barbarian definitely failed her sleight of hand check. XD

Watch the guild have a guy who likes clothes as little as she does now!

Katnik • 12/09/2018

Why do I get the feeling the local guild is about to get a high-grade lesson in flim-flammery ?

jprime • 12/10/2018

Panel 4: On closer inspection, Silver might be calming down.

Mr. Stargate • 12/10/2018

I think there is a flaw in Silver's plan here. If it takes clenching effort to drag a weapon around it will not be good in a fight. She meeds to sell that and get a good rapier or a cutlass. Maybe a katana? I really don't know much about her fighting style beyond running around naked.

ndrvr • 12/10/2018

If Tor has still the bad luck charm the guild is so axed...^^

...and I think he refers to Silver as "sharp pointy thing" XD. ...makes sense, mmmmkayyy ^^.

...what temperature is it again there...?

Panther • 12/10/2018

@ Ndrvr :

The sharp pointy thing is the axe ............ Silver is the naked sexy vixen =^_^=

Treascair • 12/10/2018

I gotta admit, I'm envious of Tor's position right now. Getting to stare at Silver butt AND be protected? nicely done!

Juniper • 12/10/2018

@Panther, look where Tor's right arm is when he's holding the axe. Her flustered appearance in panel is more likely due to the sudden contact from his arm. Since if he had run into her like that and grabbed the axe around from her other side she would probably not have that goofy surprised "I-don't-know-how-to-handle-this-contact" grin on her face and instead have an irritated expression his arm also blocks her hands from putting her hands over it like she otherwise would, not that she seems to care about covering up given that she spent the last few strips without clothing.

ndrvr • 12/10/2018

@Panther Nonono Silver's it....actually, she's two sharp pointy thingies ^^. Just covered by her arms in panel 3.........

Panther • 12/11/2018 • edited

@ Juniper :

I've seen it : Tor was already putting his nose in ; and now , that's his hands =^_^=

@ Ndrvr :

But these two sharp pointy things aren't very threatening ......... thinks about Wolf Hmmm ; oh , well : in a way , we can say it's X3

VVuffy • 12/11/2018

Careful Tor, the guild will make you look for ALL the stones of barenziah!

ndrvr • 12/13/2018

@VVuffy then he has to travel seven times around the seven sacred molehills of Vale Valley ! ^^

Wondering who gets the hint "must travel seven times around the seven hills of Rome" XD...

VVuffy • 12/13/2018

@ndrvr Silver: "More walking? Over HILLS?! SEVEN TIMES?!", lifts the axe, "Who said that?!!!" Me: points at ndrvr "He did!"

Nice knowing you Remus, umm, I mean ndrvr... LoL

Panther • 12/14/2018

@ VVuffy :

takes a snapshot while Silver is arms up =^_^=

WB101 • 12/16/2018

Silver really needs a +10 strength enchant on that axe... and maybe a level 3 Ice Bikini armor bonus as well.

Matt • 12/18/2018

Silver if you don't want to walk cut a portal with that axe.

ndrvr • 12/19/2018

@VVuffy it's not over but around them ^^. So said Pseudolus to Erronius in the movie "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum" ^^.

Thusly i see Tor as Erronius XD.

Katnik • 12/19/2018

Okkkayyy, then - how long before they meet up with Cless and get those two axes mixed up ?

Matt • 12/19/2018

I think silver should just open a portal with that axe. maybe on to the thieves guild.

Matt • 12/19/2018

With Tors luck he'd be following every dog bark. woof woof.

Silverwolf • 12/19/2018

@Jan: And I thought Bapple was the real dragon Silver.