Swords and Sausages

Jan. 13, 2019 - Curse - page 42

Warning: This comic contains nudity and/or grown-up mischief.

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THIEF: Don't knock over the hydrangea.
TOR: Ahh, so the guild is disguised as a houseplant store. Clever!

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SENTRY: Password.
TOR: Password?
TOR: Hey, thief lady?

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SILVER: She ran off. With the purse.
TOR: That's... unhelpful.

4
TOR: Is the password, "password"?
SENTRY: No.
TOR: 1-2-3-4?
SENTRY: No.
TOR: Porcupine?
SENTRY: No.
TOR: Pineapple!
SENTRY: No.
TOR: Parsnip!
SENTRY: No.
TOR: Pomegranate.
SENTRY: No.
TOR: Pineapple.
SENTRY: No.
TOR: You sure it's not parsnip?
SENTRY: No.
TOR: So you're not sure?
SENTRY: No.
TOR: No? Huh. There is no password?
SENTRY: No.
TOR: There *is* a password.
SENTRY: Yes.
TOR: Great! There you go. Now let us in.

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SENTRY: No.
TOR: No?! Gee, you invited us to come here, gave us an escort even, and now you won't let us in?
SENTRY: We didn't invite no one --

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TOR: You didn't invite Silver, world renowned erotic dancer?
SILVER: Huh?!
SENTRY: Did we...?

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