Jan. 27, 2019 - Curse - page 43

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SILVER: I am *not* doing an erotic dance!
TOR: But we made it inside! It's a great way to barter!

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TOR: Mom taught you how to dance for a reason!
SILVER: Ugggh. I'm not good at enticing people.
TOR: Will you dance if you let *me* do the enticing?

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SIGN: Notices

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SIGN: Look! Hooters

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SIGN: Will lap dance for roof repairs

39 comments

Jan

Yea, like that would work ;D

... Would it? o.o

What do you think Silver's interpretation of a "lap dance" is? Taking suggestions below!

Alec Horn • 01/27/2019

Cavorting to music with people from northern Finland.

Shockwave07 • 01/27/2019

Dancing on the haft of the axe conviently placed between the man's legs!

jprime • 01/27/2019

How come Tor knows which way F's go, but not E's?

Katnik • 01/27/2019

Uhm, maybe taking a fast lap around the block just ahead of a howling pack of aroused thieves ?

Mr.Stargate • 01/27/2019

Bravo Tor. Among all the stupid ideas this might have gone so far it came around into the good ideas.

Panther • 01/27/2019

Lap dance or tape dance ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0Nc7bWmhfA&list=RDjjxTTjJtXDA&index=35 ^_^"

eldestdawn • 01/27/2019

Tapdancing on the genitals! (she is technically dancing in their lap)

William • 01/27/2019

LOL. Love the last panel.

jeffepp • 01/27/2019

"Mom"? His mom, hers, or theirs?

Kaelgren • 01/27/2019

Silver's "Lap Dance": lapping up a drink while dancing, possibly followed by bashing nearest face wif said mug if furson makes inappropriate gestures.

JDancer2017 • 01/27/2019

I still pity her. XD

Rocketroo • 01/27/2019

Whatever happens, I feel it will not be pleasant for the one who takes the offer. There is one point though that confuses me. Once Tor brought their attention to Silver's "Hooters"... who would be paying attention to the other side of the sign? And well OK, a few people like me would. But then there is another point of confusion. How many thieves would be carpenters? Wait... flip that around... Yeah, nevermind. Just the first point.

VVuffy • 01/27/2019

Silver + giant axe = lap dance? O.o

Yes, of course NOT! =^.^=

ndrvr • 01/28/2019

Either the "Thief Tango" with Tor (his bad luck gem works miracles!).

the "Muggers Medieval" (flawless interpretation because ger good luck charm ^^).

Maybe afterwards challenged to a dance duel by someone of those local beggars to the "Beggar Bachata (Latin / rhythm oriented)" XD.

Jan • 01/28/2019

@jeffepp Silver's mom. Tor calls her "mom" because he used to hang around at Silver's home a lot, growing up.

@Rocketroo "Look, Hooters! -->" "Look, rotating sign!"

Spector • 01/28/2019

Silver's idea of a lap dance?..... jumping up and down on their crotch.

Blinkey • 01/28/2019

Well she hasn't got anything left to remove... so I suppose she can try to 'erotically' put clothes back on? See if you can swipe the rest of that drink while you're at it.

jprime • 01/28/2019

@Blinkey Is that even a thing?

Treascair • 01/28/2019

I'm more curious about the cow!

Anubis • 01/28/2019

SplashDance!

Maryalee • 01/29/2019

First things first: Who the hell told Silver she wasn't enticing? I myself am very ticed by her enties. Iced by her Tides...I'm very fascinated by her altogether.

Second, I'm highly doubtful that Highmountain Hannibal there is going to be at all skilled in roof repair. That's not a hammer and saw he's got laid out on that table. And while he may promise anything for a lap frolic...he's a Rogue. And you know what they say about those low-lifes.

Third, do they even read their own notice board? Hey, random thief, go read the missing notice and sell the guy back his cow that you just found.

Fourth...Why is Highmountain Hannibal looking google-eyed at the sign and NOT THE NAKED VIXEN. My god is this such a commonality now that it's not even remarkable? Don't answer that last.

Gyver • 01/29/2019

I think that it would be more in line with the place if the "cow found" flyer said "cow for sale".

Shockwave07 • 01/29/2019

@JPrime and @Blinkey Erotic dressing is a thing for some people... Was watching the special features for Heavy Metal and during the Taarna sequence they wanted to make the dressing sequence erotic...

Now whether Heavy Metal is your type of movie is another question entirely...

f0xh0und696 • 01/29/2019

Standing on his genitals and performing an irish jig (aka fancy foot-stamping)

Boe • 01/29/2019

Running laps around the village whilst waving hands

Ephesus • 01/30/2019

Well yes, I'd rather let Tor do the enticing... and the dancing =w= And, did Silver literally just try to kill him there? Huh... lotta you just jumped on the occasion for a joke about "lap dance" as "dancing on the guy's privates". @Maryalee: Either that moose has excellent self-control, is experienced and wary of random invitations to lapdances, or is gay or ace... or a combination of the above.

Crestlinger • 01/30/2019

The tale of that cow is simply Trevor's magic trick.

WB101 • 01/31/2019

Dawn the DrMooID: (regarding the Notices board) “Moo! Mooo MOO!” (Translation: Oh no! Great-aunt Bossy!) }8(

And that’s right... please leave the throat slitting to the back alley. O_o

Also, wouldn’t ANY dance performed by a naked vixen be considered ‘erotic’... O_O

But given Silver’s fondness for ‘polearms’... I could easily see her lapping an ale while dancing around such a weapon. That said... portals away

portals back in 1.87 seconds wearing work coveralls, wielding a roofing hammer, and lugging a bag of assorted roofing shingles and nails Uhh... What?

P.S. Dawn the DrMooID thinks moose-guy is kinda cute... but still not as cute as that one Barbarian guard. Moo!

Jay Morgan • 02/01/2019

Curious to know why silver is so quick to try to murder Tor with a giant axe. Wouldn't she feel bad if she actually did it?

Panther • 02/01/2019

Is it really a thieves guild ? I'm suspicious when i see the note in the second panel ^_^"

Shockwave07 • 02/01/2019

@Panther: True... But I doubt that For Sale By Owner (note the first letters) flyer is talking about the original owner...

And no look for group posts!

Muddy • 02/03/2019

Silver’s version of a lap dance... tap dancing on a gentleman’s lap.

Silverwolf • 02/03/2019

They're going to have to answer to the Stripper's guild after this one...

ndrvr • 02/03/2019

@Panther must be a thieves guild, that note was stolen from a more polite thief guild ^^ (hence the note reads "please..." ) ;-). But fret not, I can see it getting axed anyway by Tor...

Matt • 02/04/2019

Silver and Tor Both Made a sign and the both looked at the other's side of the axe. I'm hopping that Tor will show off his dancing. Tor Write's he E's that way so that he can tell them apart from the F's.

Panther • 02/05/2019

Writing the "e" inverted ........ Tor should be a siberian tiger ?

Cloudchaser Sakonige • 02/05/2019

wants a lap dance with a happy ending

Katnik • 02/06/2019

I think there's a flaw in Tor's plan, because if Silver really did an erotic dance, it might just bring down the house. And he thought a hole in the roof was bad.

Mune • 02/06/2019

Little does Tor realize, the moose is actually interested in HIM. Opps!