CAPTION: Vale Valley war room (formely dining room)
SHERIFF: Our scouts report Sevenshore and Redstone joined forces a league away and are marching at speed. They have seige engines and catapults.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: We have to use our ultimate weapon, your majesty.
QUEEEN: Load the trebuchets. Make every hit count. The children, servants, and I will use the secret underground passageway to escape.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: Yes, your majesty.
CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD: Send out the call for the skunk cabbage!
SHERIFF: You heard the captain. Get those trebuchets loaded up!
GUARD: My lord! The barb-- I mean, the new guards have -- they've gone *berserk!*