10 novembre 2012 - Out and about - page 24

Traduit par GalloViking, Toumaï, Adraes, et Rundas

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119 commentaires

Jan

That's all for this chapter; I hope you enjoyed it! :D

I'm taking a short break from page updates so I can get chapter 6 drawn. In the meantime, let's play the first ever S&S mad libs tournament!

Directions: Fill in the blank. Submit your entry in the comments below. I'll sketch out the most amusing answer(s) for next week's update. Get your submission in by Thursday!

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a(n) _______.”

Saila Yumako • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a tarot reading.”

Raven • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a mermaid in a bag.

Conn1496 • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a bag of skunk cabbage.”

Neo • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them an entrance ticket to the checkers tournament.”

Iron_Ed • 10 nov. 2012

Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card! :-)

hariman • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d beep both their noses."

Not quite the structure posted, but that's what I'd do!

hariman • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a pair of beeped noses!”

That's better. Now it fits the mad lib structure.

blink235 • 10 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them each an anchor."

Frozen • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a pigeon.”

Why? Because they are watching you!

GHawkins • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them an apple of Discord, inscribed "to the schemingest"

Sigurd • 10 nov. 2012

A copy of Worst Case Scenarios Swords and Sausages Edition

CrimsonFox • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I\\'d give them a box of kittens!

Tigermark • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Sliver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a wink and a grin, and hand them a treasure map.

(Hey, even if the map is bogus, look at the fun they, and we, would have following it!)

Morgan • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a Great big hug" :D hehe so fluffy -

Blake Wolf • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a keg of beer cause hey getting those two wasted has gotta be just hilarious

Sporkula • 10 nov. 2012

f I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a herring and tell them to use it wisely.

Stevie Maxwell • 10 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a" gold(-painted) brick!

Muddypaws • 10 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a rendition of my song, Moo Over Miami. "

Muddypaws • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I\'d give them a rendition of my song, Moo Over Miami.

Corey • 10 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a wide berth." One has sticky fingers and the other is the embodiment of chaos.

Ivan the Sad • 10 nov. 2012

f I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a Chicken Pot Pie.

Jerohan • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a a wide berth."

Seriously, they're trouble.

Michael • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a wedgie!”

Assuming for the sake of comedy that they wear underwear, of course. ^^

Ooraka • 10 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them frozen trout and run from the fishmonger."

Ilnara • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a box with the tag "Eat me", a flask with the tag "Drink me", and a folded piece of parchment with the tag "Read me".

Shariz • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them an free Poem

Silly Zealot • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them an Elmira style mega bionic hug the kinds of which no mortal has ever witnessed and no land could ever withstand without it's fundations shaken to the very core! Oh and also a peackock on a pearl treeeee! ... Oh! and a trycicle as well, because, why not?

Porter • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a dress for Tor and man's clothes for Silver, and convince them the best way to hide is in plain sight, but not as what anyone expects."

Dorsai • 10 nov. 2012

To quote Elvis Presley in the final song from the movie GI Blues:

"You ever have one of those days"

Roaming Shadow • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a bit of advice on how to make a really good distraction.”

randomperson8802 • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a pat on the back and say, "nice way of getting out of the village!" x3

Darren100 • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a horse, a days rations and a map to the nearest town so they will leave me alone!

Trace • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a hand in robbing the weapons store.” :)

kalasnokov • 10 nov. 2012

Oh god, the guards teeth D:

Valoriel Talonheart • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a cursed flight ring.”

Trace • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a hand in robbing the weapons store.” :)

Oranthos • 10 nov. 2012

Uh...

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d (accidentally) give them a 'boot to the head'.”

Don't kill me~! D:

Fargo Wolf • 10 nov. 2012

Hahaha!!!! I see the Sheriff is still suffering from his head injury (concussion). Wonder if the dungeon has been rebuilt as of yet, or will the cows (bulls?) have to be released as there would be no place to hold them (if the dungeon has NOT been rebuilt).

My entry:

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them mushrooms (since they are growing all over the place).

Marcello Rupelli • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a trunk full of disguises.

Jessica U. Ingmann • 10 nov. 2012

PUPPY PANTSU 83

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a bargain on some slightly used clothes.” Mostly because I think I'd probably be a traveling tailor if I were in this universe. I do like clothes! :D

Ultimafox • 10 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a Life-Time Get-Outta-Jail-Free Card. That or $1,000,000 in gold

Gance • 10 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a bag of sticks, a piece of string, a small gold fish, and two rocks."

bitflipper • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them copper helmets with long spikes on which are inscribed the message "Not even the gods can touch me!"

LionkingCMSL • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a permanent royal pardon for all crimes that have been or will be committed, with the exclusion of murder.”

I'd love to see the sheriff's face when he reads that pardon. :=3

soriac • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a book "how to inconspicuously and POLITELY escape from prison". Either that or an arrow to the knee :-)

Araknum • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a ride out of town”

Welsh Halfwit • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a puzzled look as I wonder how I got there..."

Chris "Foxx" Yost • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a look of panic and dart across the street with my purse tightly clutched in my paw!

If I came across Tor and Silver separately in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give Tor a sandwich and go into BondoFox mode on Silver 8)

Jeffwulf87 • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them the secret of how to break the fourth wall.......on second though, they cause enough trouble in their own world! So scratch that. I'd give them food in exchange to join them in their mischief ;)

Jeffwulf87 • 10 nov. 2012

Poor wolves! Hope they get workers comp claims for that. Also hope those two that are missing teeth have a dental plan! Wait, if this is a swords and sorcery type world, maybe the can be healed by a cleric. I cast omniheal! You get a cookie if you know what game that comes from!

arkcine • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a box containing two paint ball guns(fully loaded), a paper to sign, and a wacky noodle.

Vlad Drago • 10 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I would give them my link on FaceParchment," :3

Ramas • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them ten seconds to put the rest of my cake back before i wallop them a new one! >:( Seriously I was looking forward to that cake :'( .

Jan • 10 nov. 2012

Wow -- so many entries already! This is awesome! It's gonna be hard to pick the winners -- I secretly want to draw all of them! :D

choo choo George • 10 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor & Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give Tor a big hug and Silver a big kiss and invite them over to ride my 1.5" scale model train, that's if I can lay some track in Vale Valley.

JDS • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor & Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a rock of the finest carbon! But for the right price, my friends.

Ra Ra Rhi • 11 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them an Office Max Easy Button. I bet they could use it every now and then. :)

Shadow_Senta • 11 nov. 2012

A Shadow Corp. watch to call me

Kitsuneniyumi • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across tor and silver in the streets of vale valley, I'd give them a lawyer, or a lesson in picking locks....

AikoBlake • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a warning note with the text: "They're always watching" With the drawing of a pidgeon..

Jared Voshall • 11 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a copy of 2125 Things Mr Welch is no Longer Allowed to do in RPGs.”

Link for those unfamiliar: http://theglen.livejournal.com/16735.html

You never know, might give them some ideas

That wease; • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a rabid ferret tied to a stick (It's dangerous to go alone, take this!)

G-man2014 • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in Vale Valley, I'd give them a sword, the one that Tor wanted since he never got his toy :(

Paladin Darkwolf • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a arrow to the knee! no that was a bad bad bad joke, I would give them a bag filled with Nachos and Mead :3

awalker1829 • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them sausages.

Hunter-foxclaw • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a few bottles of mega fluff, and a speeding race lama for those times when escape is imposible without it

Specs Wolf • 11 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a bow & some arrows

xexelias • 11 nov. 2012

If i came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I\\'d give them the most powerful and annoying weapon, Nyan Cat.

Chrysalis • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a lifetime supply of bubble gum!

(Wonderful comic, by the way! I just discovered it tonight, and I'll definitely keep reading. I love all the little details and reactions in the background of each scene.)

Sclariqrevk • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd present them with the board game, "Rainbow Vomit Mountain". ^w^

Rocket T. Coyote • 11 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I give them a pair of bamboo staffs.

Jessica U. Ingmann • 11 nov. 2012

@Jan You should TOTALLY draw all of 'em! Except the really boring ideas like mine. :D

Zaezar • 11 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them an invisibility potion that lasts only 10 minutes." Lets see what mischief they can come up with in that time!

Vanx D • 11 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them Yarek Mooncat's "Glorious Guide To Vagabonding: Volume 1"

Talon Drew • 12 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them gentle nudge and allow them to steal my cursed, matched pair of 'body swap' rings" - evil but funny.

They say 'you should walk a mile in the other mans shoes' ... yes, because then your a mile away and have a nice pair of shoes :)

Vandal • 12 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them Jan's address because that's the perfect place for them to hide from the Vale Valley guards."

Rags • 12 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a bunch of gear to be more successful theives

Crestlinger • 12 nov. 2012

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a bag of pigeon feed and some mushrooms."

shakuvendell • 12 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a better meal than... iehh.... soup kitchen scraps... Uahahaghhh....."

sfreader • 12 nov. 2012

...I'd give them a bola and a boomerang, and take them outside the walls for a short demonstration on how each one works, boomerang first bola second: -- and while one of them is untangling the bola from the other, I'd high-tail it back to town! (They're thieves, after all...)

sfreader • 12 nov. 2012

Why the boomerang? To give a couple of (penniless) carnivores a chance for a pigeon dinner! And a bola is nicely non-lethal (and cheap to replace) when escaping pursuers.

Arc Nova • 12 nov. 2012

Looks like that guard and that bull are exchanging some...colorful poetry of their own with one another. ;)

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a sword and a sausage. Then I'd tell them to give a confused pose to the unseen artist sketching them.” :)

...And then I'd steal the sausage. >:3

kwah • 12 nov. 2012

a magic wand then id run

bloberific • 13 nov. 2012

I would give them a jail cell

Matt-Spawner • 13 nov. 2012

Oh no...not again.

50CaliberCat • 13 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them an ACME crate with all sorts of mischief causing devices." (The pigeons must be stopped at all costs).

DeathNeko13 • 13 nov. 2012

"I f I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd given then the most viscous thrashing at hopscotch.

Arcane Wizard • 13 nov. 2012

Wonderful work here. Bravo.

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a(n) _______.” My answer? A deck of randomly enchanted cards. After that, I'd be, as Twisted Fate would say, "already gone."

Meiyo • 13 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a(n)...Eh....Wooden swords and say \"Take this...it\'s dangerous out there\" ? ”

DragonAmongUs • 13 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d sell them a lotto ticket." (What? no lotto in this town? Bad luck, Try again?)

Mike • 14 nov. 2012

I know what I'd give Silver... But that means I may have to give Tor a mickey...

Razillia • 14 nov. 2012

I'd give them a basket of fruits and vegetables.

Keiji • 14 nov. 2012

If I ran into tor and silver in the streets of valevally I'd give them some light armor a weapon each and a weeks worth of food rations. Ronan (or samurai with out masters)

WereWes • 14 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them an opportunity to invest in class levels as opposed to NPC levels."

Gildedtongue • 14 nov. 2012

I'd give them a couple of ales.

Gray Muzzle • 14 nov. 2012

a Harry and David's gift basket!

GoGoWolf • 14 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a Creepy Horse Mask.

Moto Gaffer • 14 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley I would give them both a cattle prod and an alibi

Ultimafox • 15 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I\'d give Tor a minigun with unlimited sandviches and a Saxxy Trophy , and Silver a Healing Gun with a Bonesaw and Needle Gun (Saxxy Trophy added)

Rainshine, the Grammar Hyena • 15 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a large book entitled "How To Read" and then come back the next day to quiz them mercilessly on it. >:3

Cassius Fox • 15 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a free paw inspection.

Stefanos1313 • 15 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a treasure map and send them away on a dangerous treasure hunt so i can never see them again!

Stefanos1313 • 15 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a treasure map to send them on a dangerous treasure hunt so i can never see them again!

Gear-Paw • 15 nov. 2012

If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a rolling barrel

NewYorkBaller636 • 15 nov. 2012

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a 1000 fake dollars,and when they find out the moneys fake I will laugh at them!”

Rogue • 16 nov. 2012

if I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them two sets of Assassin's brotherhood robes,(From A.C. Games) so they would be "incognito" for however long before they found more trouble.

An Ony Mous • 16 nov. 2012

If i met them, Ill just say hi and walk away... Like I always do

VEE • 16 nov. 2012

"if I met Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale valley, I'd give them a TV that only plays East Enders"

The torture! xD

one-man procrastinator's club • 18 nov. 2012

inform them that "all is dust" and "with the passing of strange aeons, even death may die", and other such cryptic, lovecraftian phrases.

Wildthang • 7 déc. 2012

I knw this is late, but I would give Tor a slip of paper with turn to otherside on both sides, stand back with Silver and watch the goodtimes roll. :}

Unio Exodus • 21 juin 2013

I'd give them the D

Draemon170 • 6 juil. 2013

if i came across those two i teach em how to fight and then i would ask to join in the chaos making.

Sereverus • 30 sept. 2014

if I had seen this post sooner, I would have entered: I would give them the end products of my failed spells, items that cannot be removed, they always return to the first person who uses them, and that have insanely glowing blurry rainbow color effects, that just cause immense amounts of eye strain, the mages robes are fun to wear though, just don't look down, you'll get dizzy.

Solartempus • 23 déc. 2014

I am late with this entry but just wanted to add this.... I'd give them each 1 WISH CARD (* with this one exception printed on the card - A wish for eternal/infinity wishes would NOT be granted! Don't even try - If you do, you will regret asking!)

Silverwolf • 27 déc. 2015

Even though it's way too late, I'd like to try one anyway...

"If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I'd give them a lightsaber and a sonic screwdriver."

The awesome and the clever...but which one gets which?

Scknight • 30 mai 2016

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a free ticket...out of town...into the air and hope they don't come back next fall!"

This I believe would be the Sheriff's thoughts. ;3

Amaroq • 13 juil. 2016

“If I came across Tor and Silver in the streets of Vale Valley, I’d give them a week's worth of Honorable Combat.”

Matt • 29 juin 2017

Guess they tried out Tor advice on others.

drivernjax • 31 mai 2019

I see the Sheriff hasn't recovered from his inability to catch a brick.

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