Swords and Sausages

Dec. 1, 2012 - Lakeside retreat - page 1

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TOR: What's gotten you so excited you had to drag me all the way out here?
SILVER: It's a special occasion.

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TOR: I don't trust "special occasions", especially after last time, when --

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SFX: SHOVE
TOR: Yaagh!

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SFX: SPLASH!

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TOR: A bath is *not* a special occasion!
SILVER: But don't you want to be all nice and clean when you change into this new tunic I bought you?

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TOR: I still don't believe you bought it. Bricks simply can't be worth that much...

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TOR: ... and by the way, what exempts *you* from a bath?
SILVER: I already *had* a bath...! Yesterday! In the fountain...! Yeek!

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