March 18, 2013 - Road warriors - page 4

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Lord_Chaos • 03/18/2013

I think we all knew Tor could fling it but Just wasn't sure how far.

Ryker • 03/18/2013

Sounds like a legit threat to me. I have very sensitive tastes.

FauxFox • 03/18/2013

Best hold up threat ever.

JSStryker • 03/18/2013

"We sentence you two to be shot...from this catapult!"

Muddypaws • 03/18/2013

But,..., we like dirty limerick's!

Arc Nova • 03/18/2013

There once was a tiger named Tor, Who's judgment was often quite poor. He held up a knight, Then got sent on a flight, And now his thick head feels sore.

Jan • 03/18/2013

Maybe he was reciting Walt Whitman's "Leaves of Grass"

@Arc Nova LOL.. what have I started :D

Karmakat • 03/18/2013

the most interesting "hold ups" ever hehe

Keiji • 03/18/2013

Oh Damn I think they should hold up a physician and get pain killers next...

Zinc • 03/18/2013

Silver was a sweet girl in this lore, Who aspired to be so much more, She had dreamt every night About her shining armour-clad knight, But now she's stuck here with Tor :/

Michael • 03/18/2013

I think the dirty limericks would have been better received.

meiyo • 03/18/2013

They should have used a spoon more threatening XD

WAtheAnum • 03/18/2013

I ask me one thing: why to hell Tor thought they had "Food and wine"???? WHY???? XDDD i cant stop laughing anymore this made my day XD

Crestlinger • 03/18/2013

Yay CATapult testing.

Wolfman Dan • 03/18/2013

Next time, they'd just be better off threatening to say, "Neigh!"

Vanbael • 03/18/2013

And none of the knights were English majors to begin with, sigh.

Samwise Galenorn • 03/18/2013

There once was a tiger named Tor Whose friend Silver said 'No more! No more!' 'We can't keep this up' 'Of robbings and hold ups' So they recited poetry, but it was a bore

Fargo Wolf • 03/18/2013

Wow... Looks like Tor and Silver aren't worth a group of knight's time and/or effort....

I am however, quite curious about the catapult they (the knights) were moving. They wouldn't be going the direction of Vale Valley (castle/ walled town) would they? Interesting things appear to be afoot.

Jan • 03/18/2013

@Zinc I wonder what would happen if Silver did meet the knight-in-shining-armor of her dreams. Oh, the possibilities...

But, she's now stuck with Tor, a miscreant just like her. Oh, the possibilities... :D

Rocket T. Coyote • 03/19/2013

No poetry fans there. Good, bad, or indifferent.

LionkingCMSL • 03/19/2013

Silver, Tor. Bandits, Skills. They are lacking, you see. No respect, they get.

A Haiku. :=3

Jade • 03/19/2013

@Fargo Wolf: I dunno, when I'M out and about in the forest, I like the security offered by taking along a catapult. I'm sure that they are just taking it for a walk; I mean what's the POINT of owning a Catapult with WHEELS if you cant take it anywhere O_O

Cole9678 • 03/20/2013

what they called poetry, we now call rap.

Tigermark • 03/21/2013

But, this means they missed with the bows after they yelled, "PULL!"

snicker

Zinc • 04/01/2013

@Jan - but I don't want to see Tor left all on his own :/ Third wheel Tor sounds like he could get in to way too much trouble X3 unless the knight in shining armour turns out to be a girl a long time after Silver should've realised...

@LionkingCMSL - Haikus are easy But sometimes, they don't make sense Refrigerator

Shadowkey392 • 07/04/2013

it's iambic pentameter, and this is a good one!

Silverwolf • 12/06/2016

Remember...Prose before Hose.

Matt • 07/15/2017

The knights are from the dead poets society.

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