Swords and Sausages

June 29, 2014 - Road warriors II - page 12

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ARMORER: This ring-mail is sturdy enough to stop most sword cuts...
TOR: "Most?" Not reassuring.
SIGN: Honest Armor

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SIGN: Palm Reading
PALM READER: I see you... in the very near future... siring a litter of kittens with that fine young lady...
TOR: Not reassuring.
SILVER: At all.

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SIGN: Exorcised potatoes. No refunds.
TOR: Not reassuring.

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TOR: Hmm...

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TOR: Look! That's it!

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SIGN: Lucky Charms
TOR: Reassurance!

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