Swords and Sausages

July 13, 2014 - Road warriors II - page 13

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ALTAEA: What can I help you with today?
TOR: I want the luckiest lucky charm you have!
ALTAEA: Well, aren't you in luck! --

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ALTAEA: -- This golden horseshoe just arrived yesterday.
ALTAEA: It's yours for its weight in gold.

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TOR: Um... got anything cheaper?

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ALTAEA: Oh, of course. Would you prefer an imbued crystal? Or these enchanted feathers?

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TOR: What about these? They don't have prices on them.
ALTAEA: Oh, no no no. Those are not lucky charms.

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TOR: They aren't?
ALTAEA: You see, I am running two businesses here.
ALTAEA: I also procure supplies for customers in certain... controversial trades.

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TOR: So this is a...?
ALTAEA: Bad luck charm. Not quite what you're looking for.

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