July 27, 2014 - Road warriors II - page 14

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TOR: I can't believe they sell bad luck charms!
SILVER: I can't believe you *bought* one.
TOR: Hey! How can I pass up a buy-one-get-one-free deal? Besides, if it weren't for that, we'd never get this actual *good* luck charm...

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SILVER: Tell me you're throwing the bad one away.
TOR: No way! Can you imagine the possibilities?
TOR: We have to try this right now! Here, you take the good luck charm...

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TOR: ... And I'll take the bad one. We split, go around the market, and meet back here at dusk. Bye!
SILVER: Tor! Get back here!

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SILVER: He's going to get himself wedged into a mess again. There's no way this piece of junk can possibly --

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SILVER: -- oh, my.

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MishaFox • 07/27/2014

All right - we all know this is going to get messy for a certain tiger.

Tigermark • 07/27/2014

Good thing Silver has her back to us. It'd be totally unladylike for us to see her drooling.

caldaq • 07/27/2014

This ought to be very amusing!

Major Matt Mason • 07/27/2014

Silver's in lu-uuuve... <3

Sunstab • 07/27/2014

I can only wonder what happens next! lol

RedMane91 • 07/27/2014

I bet my money that tor will most likely suffer some sort of humiliation from the unlucky charm.

MishaFox • 07/27/2014

Tor suffers humiliation even without a bad luck charm! He's his own bad luck charm.

soriac • 07/27/2014

I can understand Tor, up til now, their whole business centered around bad luck (and they were quite successful at having plenty of it)

Swift • 07/27/2014

he just decided to intensify their business model

KFox • 07/27/2014

Maybe Tor's usual bad luck will cancel out the charm's bad luck?

Katnik • 07/27/2014

For Tor, that might actually be a good luck charm - double negative, you know. And Silver, if that giant axe is shiny enough, it could double as a make-up mirror (for applying fur powder). A little tough to fit in a purse, though.

Eric O. Costello • 07/27/2014

I don't think Tor needs any charms or other magickal devices to get into hot water. (Fish or no fish included.)

Watcher12 • 07/27/2014

I think I know what Tor is planning here. :) Initalizing theory simulator - Tor gives the bad luck charm to a guard as a 'good luck' charm. - Tor steals and does other crimes around the guard who now has bad luck. - Tor now able to get away with tons of crimes and cash.

Guesticus • 07/27/2014

Watcher12: Sounds about right (or is that left? never can be too sure with Tor :P)

GalloViking • 07/27/2014

Thor's natural bad luck will surely multipliy with its natural bad luck... And turn into good luck.

Killed by YourCooking • 07/27/2014

A great BIG and SHINY axe really does turn a women's head doesn't it? This is why all males should fear a women who likes to use sharp objects when words don't cut it. ;)

Lord_Chaos • 07/27/2014

Seeing that ax makes me wonder if it isn't going to be used in conjunction with a chopping block and a certain tiger. You know, for chopping fries or veggies.

Ainura • 07/27/2014

I'm going to guess that two negatives will turn into a positive! Bad luck! become good! does hocus pocus hands and poofs Bad Luck +3 awww crap

Stilghar • 07/27/2014

Please tell me I'm not the only one who heard that last line in George Takei's voice...

wataru • 07/27/2014

wait.... to get the good luck charm free, he had to buy a bad luck charm? on a buy 1 get 1 sale isn't the cheaper one the free one? so he could have just bought the good luck charm and saved money... though he was holding a bowl of bad luck charms at the time.... so was it bad luck he bought the bad luck charm and wasted money getting a good luck charm?

Sonic Wolfe • 07/28/2014

Oh, My...

The One Guy • 07/28/2014

I'm betting Tor actually has the good luck charm and gave Silver the bad luck charm. (Whether this was intentional or not, I'm not sure.)

Katnik • 07/29/2014

Huh, I just thought of something. Would it be bad luck to STEAL a good luck charm ?

FermentedSkunk • 07/30/2014

I suggest we have some Tor nudity moments... seems only fair for Silver. And bad luck could totally make that happen.

Muddypaws • 08/03/2014

Silver's whispering: "Shinyyyyyy"

HalcyonicWolf • 08/06/2014

Tor probably handed Silver the bad luck charm.

jprime • 08/07/2014

No, that's clearly the bad one in his hand.

Arc Nova • 08/07/2014

Silver, Silver, Silver. Tor's gone for five seconds and you're already staring at a nice piece of axe.

soriac • 08/09/2014

Just remembered AMA#6, is this giant axe enchanted? :-)

Milo • 08/09/2014

Wow... Course I wonder how Tor is doing. If she got the good luck and found alot of weapons. I imagine Tor will have the same luck and find alot of weapons, but in a different way.

Matt • 07/01/2017

@Major Matt was that a Roadside Romeo ref.

Matt • 07/01/2017

@KFox what if it intensifies it instead.

drivernjax • 02/01/2018 • edited

@Stilghar Nope. I heard it, too.

Silver, warrior prin . . . uh, thief.