Swords and Sausages

Aug. 24, 2014 - Road warriors II - page 16

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WEAPON SELLER: Whoooa, easy now! M'lord, m'lady -- I'm sure there is a way we can come to an agreement without a heated quarrel!
SILVER: I saw it first!
CLESS: So? I actually *need* it!

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SILVER: What? To chop onions for supper?
CLESS: To *fight* with, you dolt! Who do you think keeps your village and highways clear of bandits and dangerous creatures?

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SILVER: Why, *I* do.
CLESS: You don't look like a warrior to me. Do we have to settle this the hard way?

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WEAPON SELLER: You don't actually mean...?
CLESS: We're off. Hold this for us.

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CLESS: Barkeep! A dozen tankards of your strongest ale...
SILVER: The most bitter...
CLESS: The foulest smelling...
SILVER: The most gag-inducing...
CLESS: Grr.
SILVER: Grr.

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