Swords and Sausages

March 9, 2014 - Road warriors II - page 4

GUARDSMAN: You've been at this all day, Dehnys. What's taking so long?
DEHNYS: The fact that I only have a single hammer, a rusty old saw, or that you've asked a cooper to build a catapult?

GUARDSMAN: Quit yer whining. I can't afford to lose any more men on the front line. This had better be done by the time my patrol returns tonight.

DEHNYS: You're out of your mind! I'm doing the jobs of four people! It's not like I can conjure this up in the next ten seconds!