Swords and Sausages

May 18, 2014 - Road warriors II - page 9

1
SILVER: Hi! What are you doing here?
BLUE SOLDIER: Shove off.

2
SILVER: Ohh-kay.

3
SILVER: Hi! What are you doing here next to mister grumpy-pants?
RED SOLDIER: Why does it matter to you? Just grab a flipping tomato and smash it in my face already!

4
SILVER: Why are you tomato targets?
RED SOLDIER: Maybe because yams weren't painful enough that they had to resort to vegetables that splatter *acid* into your eyes?!

5
SILVER: I have a better idea.
SILVER: Tor!
SILVER: They're giving free pony rides!

6
TOR: YAAAAY!
BLUE SOLDIER: YAAAAAHHHH!
SILVER: Isn't this better?
RED SOLDIER: Get off of me!

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