Swords and Sausages

Feb. 8, 2015 - Meanwhile, in Vale Valley... - page 1

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SHERIFF: We only have *how many?!*
GUARD: Eleven.

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SHERIFF: You mean to tell me over a hundred guards were injured fighting the barbarians yesterday?
GUARD: Not quite...

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GUARD: ... a dozen are in convalescence. The rest are... I received some resignation letters by carrier pigeon this morning...
SHERIFF: Well, so much for our budget concerns.

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SHERIFF: We already have enough trouble keeping order in the city as it is. As soon as the townsfolk notice the guards are missing...
SHERIFF: ... we're done for.

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SHERIFF: Tor, Silver, wherever you are, I hope you're happy.

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CAPTAIN OF THE GUARD (O/S): Why don't you hire some new blood?

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