Swords and Sausages

July 5, 2015 - Meanwhile, in Vale Valley... - page 11

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GUARD: Sheriff! Sheriff! The Redstone army --

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SHERIFF: They’re retreating!
GUARD: They -- what?

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SHERIFF: But, we have a bigger crisis on our hands!
GUARD: The barb-- I mean, the new guards?

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SHERIFF: Yes. They’ve been performing well, but an air of dissent is spreading through the ranks. The newcomers may very well abandon their posts --
SHERIFF: -- unless we give in to their demands.
SHERIFF: They want a union. And housing allowances. And poem sanctions lifted. And from what our translator was able to decipher, they want
to be represented by...

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