Swords and Sausages

March 8, 2015 - Meanwhile, in Vale Valley... - page 3

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SHERIFF: All right. Listen up, recruits.

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SHERIFF: Vale Valley is in a delicate situation. We can’t let it descend into chaos --
SHERIFF: -- but we don’t want to clamp down hard on our people, either.

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SHERIFF: We usually have twelve patrols. Since we’re severely short of hands, we’ll only deploy four today -- one of each district of the city.
SHERIFF: We'll divide you up and you should follow your patrol lead --

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SHERIFF: Do you even understand a word I’m saying?
BARBARIAN 1: Moo?
GUARD 1: No! That goes on your *head!*
BARBARIAN 2: Moooo!
GUARD 2: Stay still!
BARBARIAN 3: Moo!

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