March 8, 2015 - Meanwhile, in Vale Valley... - page 3

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Jan

You voted loud and clear. The barbarians won by a landslide. Or do they just cause landslides? :D Anyway, this will go smashingly!

Those of you who speak Barbarian, please translate the mooing in panel 4 for the rest of us... thanks! }:3

On a side note, this is the 101st S&S page. Into the realm of the triple digits, moo!

Eric O. Costello • 03/08/2015

(Left Barbarian) I beg, sir, to disagree with your tactics in law enforcement, and feel that you will not have the support of the merchant class.

(Middle Barbarian) Noooooo! I just WASHED my head-fur, and that helmet will RUIN my style!

(Right Barbarian) Dude, no way! They gotta BREATHE!

Vandal • 03/08/2015

I think it's cruel to make such horny fellows wear pants. Give them kilts at the very least. Oh, and moo.

Kael Duranus • 03/08/2015

@Vandal Totally agree on the kilts. Kilts are comfy.

Why is that one barbarian breaking all the spears? Is he testing their strength?

Cardbmon • 03/08/2015

MOOO!

Kael Duranus • 03/08/2015

I'm not fluent in barbarian, but I'll give it a shot.

Left barbarian: We are getting paid for this right?

Middle barbarian: No!! It has to be a cod piece.

Right barbarian: Pants are evil!!

MishaFox • 03/08/2015

MOO! Moo! Moo! Translated that means congrats on passing 100! Kilts are comfy but way too drafty!

Tigermark • 03/08/2015

need a much simpler uniform for these guys. maybe just a blue and gold tunic? They're barbarians, after all, they don't go too much for armor.

otherwise, Kilts FTW!

Lord_Chaos • 03/08/2015

As near as I can translate. The one on the left is saying, Stop me if you've heard this one. The second is saying i'm going to stop you. And the third is saying, You can't stop me.

Blackmane • 03/08/2015

OK I'll give the Moo comments a shot:

Left Barbarian: ummm...Is he trying to violate me?

Middle Barbarian: Leave my brain alone - I don't need a tin foil hat!

Right Barbarian: Those guard pants will arrest me!

Verp • 03/08/2015

As a sehlat from the planet Brodea, I would make tactful mental contact with their minds and explain the situation telepathically. I would guess moo is like woof, meow or dude; tone, inflection and context gives it meaning. Grak!

PakeshDe • 03/08/2015

Humm translation spell since i play a minotaur barbarian.

Sir I protest at the choice of armor, Might i suggest a tasteful change to kilts and sheilds?. My dense muscular legs will not fit in these armor leggings.
Hey watch it those are MY horns, and besides my skull is stronger then that tiny helmet.
Are you insane?! Those things ITCH and I am not spending all day with the raging wiggles!! Besides that they make my butt look fat.

Hope this helps Pakesh_De

Sonic Wolfe • 03/08/2015

Why you no ask we the Companions ? With a charge of 100Gold we can get rid of all your problems!

MishaFox • 03/08/2015

All right I can't stand it! Would it be wrong to do some horny jokes?

Theobservantwolf • 03/08/2015

Personally I don't see much of anything NSFW here, but I'm sure some places/people would be offended anyway! BTW, cute NSFW warning image! XD

soriac • 03/08/2015

Barbarians on patrol.. What.. Could... Possibly... Go... Wrong??

And what the guy are mooing, possibly a) I was told this was the poem reading session? b) What? We use to drink from these tiny buckets, not wearing them c) FRREEEDOOOM!!!

although it really loses in the translation :-)

ilnara • 03/08/2015

Left barbarian "Yes. Do you understand me?" Middle barbarian "Watch the horns!" Right barbarian "No! You can't civilize ME!"

Kilts are drafty. Loincloths would be better and funnier since the civilians can make comments about the new guards wearing diapers. :)

warbrand2 • 03/08/2015

what?
I thought it was a cup.
time to streak.

also doesn't the guard have one barbarian in its ranks already or did that one quit.... cause translator.

jprime • 03/08/2015

Left: "Could you dumb it down a bit?" Middle: "I liked it better where I had it before!" Right: "Make me!"

Muddypaws • 03/08/2015

@Tigermark Totally agree... Blue & Gold tunic's.. (oh.. and Kilts!).

Just who's going to be in charge of clean-up, though? They are COWS after all.

Mmmmooooooooo!

Guesticus • 03/08/2015

Why does everyone believe (wrongly) that nothing is worn under a kilt? Do you go 'commando' wearing jeans? Or a business suit? If so, STOP IT!

Guesticus • 03/08/2015

Why not just have them wear what they normally wear over their lower regions and find shirts that actually fit?

Swift • 03/08/2015

actually, weird that guards dont have codpieces <.<

Swift • 03/08/2015

@Guesticus, actually, kilt is derived from military uniform\armor, similar to greek chiton, but made of heavier wool material. and yeah, originally it was worn commano.. because no other style of clothes existed

PHILIPPE J E BATEMAN • 03/08/2015

1) I have a question 2) No you idiot---it goes on the foot 3 NO WAY JOSE~!!!

WB101 • 03/09/2015

selling tickets to the female barbarians in the audience while trying not to attract attention

MooOOoo!

Oh darn it... portals out

Oh yeah... congrats and moo!

Arc Nova • 03/10/2015

That left-most wolf looks HIGHLY uncomfortable. Something tells me he didn't sign up for this. ;)

Reynard L. • 03/10/2015

Anyone have a barbarian rosetta stone? I have the feeling even then it'll be hard to learn the language x3

PANTHER • 03/10/2015

Dark brown barbarian : "- Have you a translator by any chance ?"

Grey barbarian : "- You're pulling my hairs , you stupid"

Brown barbarian : '- These pants are forbidden by Geneva constitution"

Jan • 03/11/2015

There must be a LOT of barbarian dialects! Considering the variety of translations... :D

My take, left to right: "This wolf is smooshed against my crotch. Should I be worried?" "Not the hair! Not the hair!" "No! Pants make my butt look ginormous!"

@Antarian_knight Perhaps he's unsatisfied with the quality of the spears? "We don't need no stinkin' spears!"

@Sonic Wolfe That's precisely the problem. Have you seen the Vale Valley Royal Guard budget? They don't even have enough cash to replace their ledger, so last I heard, they were inscribing transactions directly on the stone walls of the barracks...

@Swift You found the weak point of their armor :D (yes, it's intentional; it's a silly comic). No poleyns (knee protectors) either!

@Arc Nova See my translation above :D

Reynard L. • 03/11/2015

As I see it... left to right:

"Do we really need armor?" "This doesn't have horn holes!" "Clothes slow me down!"

Silverwolf • 03/11/2015

Translation...

"Wasn't there supposed to be a tiger and arctic fox in this town?" "This was not made for the morphology of my cranium!" "No! Wolves make things explode, and I am not putting my crotch in exploding pants!"

bitflipper • 03/11/2015

Why translate? Barbarian is so much more lyrical in the original.

The Silver Bullette • 03/11/2015

Northern dialect translation:

Barbarian #1 "I thought wolves sniff butts when making a formal greeting. Have I been mislead all these years?"

Barbarian #2 "I do not accept hats as a form of payment. No coin, no ride. No exceptions, well maybe some for the ladies."

Barbarian #3 "Never again will I be called kielbasa calves, NEVER!"

choo choo george • 03/12/2015

OK, what does NSFW stand for? Don't mean to be dumb, by the way always love S&S

choo choo george • 03/12/2015

Oh and another thing, imagine if the sheriff gave each one deputy badges, I can imagine the barbarians saying: Badges? What Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!!!

Jan • 03/12/2015

@choo choo george "Not safe for work" ;)