Swords and Sausages

March 22, 2015 - Meanwhile, in Vale Valley... - page 4

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GUARD: ... It’s all about establishing a presence. Walk confidently. make eye contact.
GUARD: When you have to intervene, never use excessive force --

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GUARD: *-- Oof!*

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BUTCHER: *Where is that silver fox? Where is she?!*
GUARD: I have no idea what you’re talking about!
BUTCHER: *Maim!*

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BARBARIAN 1: Moo!
BARBARIAN 2: Moo?
BARBARIAN 3: Mooo!

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GUARD: Promise me there’ll be no maimings today.
BUTCHER: Cross my heart, already dying...

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