Swords and Sausages

April 12, 2015 - Meanwhile, in Vale Valley... - page 5

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CUSTOMER (O/S): Guard! Over here!

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CUSTOMER: She just short-changed me! I bought a half-pound of parsnips and she short-changed me!
CUSTOMER: ... And these aren’t even parsnips!
SHOPKEEPER: I said I was out of parsnips! Rutabagas are four silvers a pound!

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CUSTOMER: What is *that* supposed to mean?
CUSTOMER: Can’t you help me one bit?

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CUSTOMER: In that case...

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CUSTOMER: Help yourself to this!
CUSTOMER: And this!
CUSTOMER: And that!
CUSTOMER: And this... thing!
BARBARIAN: Moo!

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