April 12, 2015 - Meanwhile, in Vale Valley... - page 5
CUSTOMER (O/S): Guard! Over here!
CUSTOMER: She just short-changed me! I bought a half-pound of parsnips and she short-changed me!
CUSTOMER: ... And these aren’t even parsnips!
SHOPKEEPER: I said I was out of parsnips! Rutabagas are four silvers a pound!
CUSTOMER: What is *that* supposed to mean?
CUSTOMER: Can’t you help me one bit?
CUSTOMER: In that case...
CUSTOMER: Help yourself to this!
CUSTOMER: And this!
CUSTOMER: And that!
CUSTOMER: And this... thing!