April 12, 2015 - Meanwhile, in Vale Valley... - page 5

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Jan

Hey! Them's fighting fruits!

Lord_Chaos • 04/12/2015

And using unlicensed bananas.

Jo Li KMC • 04/12/2015

I can honestly say... I'm with the barbarian on that one. If she's out of parsnips, she's out of parsnips. It's just good business practice to attempt to sell someone something similar.

Although, I have to question why she had bananas... Hmm...

Vandal • 04/12/2015

The big question I think is why a barbarian bull would run from vegetables?

Jan • 04/12/2015

@Joseph Collins I just like saying rutabaga. Rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga :3

Chuck • 04/12/2015

Where's a fruit ninja when you need one?

Cray Z. Bouy • 04/12/2015

Well, now you've done it: you hit the barbarian! So will you be flying through a roof in this town or the next?

ShotgunKid • 04/12/2015

@Lord_Chaos Indeed. Those are deadly assault fruits that should've been in the hands of the guard. :)

Otterpoet • 04/12/2015

On the plus side, he's got a healthy lunch!

Richard • 04/12/2015

Hmm, do I make a 'Self-Defense Against Fruit' joke or a 'do you like bananas' joke?

Frank • 04/12/2015

A cat and a mouse arguing. I shouldn't be surprised

Night-X • 04/12/2015

Well got his money worth now.

Arc Nova • 04/12/2015

What the heck kind of bananas go 'boink' when they hit something? o_O

Jan • 04/12/2015

@Arc Nova Ones that hinder scientific progress? 10 bonus points if you get the reference ;3

MishaFox • 04/12/2015

Is it really a smart idea to toss fruit at a barbarian? I have the bad feeling that BOINK is the last straw.. Next comes the bull tossing a fruit CART at them!

Another joke - It is a Random drive by fruiting!

Sereverus • 04/12/2015

next on the list is how to defend yourself from raspberries, pomegranates, and pomelos, with extra credit for mangosteens and bananas

Roza • 04/12/2015

ahem This is unlikely to produce good results. bdum-tish

Acayl • 04/12/2015

I'm surprised the choice of Monty Python joke wasn't how many sparrows it must have taken to bring overseas a bunch of bananas in the first place.

soriac • 04/12/2015

@Jan: have they invented cardboard boxes yet? If not, this can't be called proper scientific progress, no matter how often it goes "boink" :-)

Bruce Bergman • 04/12/2015

It's very dumb to throw root vegetables like parsnips and rutabagas and sweet potatoes, because you wreck them - any damage at all and they bruise, and get very bitter inside of an hour if you don't cook them up right this moment.

The things you pick up from the weekend radio cooking shows...

Jan • 04/12/2015

@Bruce Bergman Actually, that's very timely advice. I cooked sweet potatoes yesterday. They were bitter. I guess that means the grocer wasn't too careful with them.

Evacuation Man • 04/12/2015

Finally. I feel like it's been far to long since we had a decent food joke.

GoGoWolf • 04/12/2015

Uh-oh.....he threw a banana. I think I know what's coming next. And it involves running and hiding. o_O

Sartharina • 04/12/2015

@Vandal. I think he was just running because he was confused by the situation - not afraid of vegetables - note, he didn't get hit until the Banana.

Swift • 04/12/2015

Bananaserk engaged

jprime • 04/12/2015

Does the guy honestly not know what bananas are?

ndrvr • 04/12/2015

Question is, does the Barb~ errr Guard go "bananas" or "rutabaga" ? And which is the tallest building in town?

Sam • 04/13/2015

Hang on, they have like eleven guards and now a bunch of barbarians who can barely understand English, let alone speak it and no translator. I am sorry, but the captain deserves to be sacked for this, 10 year old orphans would have been a better option and probably is next.

DreamGod • 04/13/2015

3rd panel:

"M--...Moo?"

Verp • 04/13/2015

Talk of bananas and Monty Python reminded me of their skit where someone was giving self-defence instructions in the military. The instructor told a soldier to point a banana at him like a gun so he could instruct the other troops how to defend one's self from someone with a banana. When he had their attention, he pulled out his side arm and shot the fellow that was holding the banana.

Tigermark • 04/13/2015

Oh now, the guard barbarian is mad now! You hit him with bananas!

How barbaric!

Muddypaws • 04/13/2015

Banana-Impact == "RAGING BULL!"

Apologies to Bobby De Niro.

Kael Duranus • 04/13/2015

Uh oh... That looks like a barbarian berserker rage catalyst if ever there was one...

Guesticus • 04/13/2015

Panel six: "Not vegetables! A Barbarian's one true weakness!!" Panel eight: "Bananas on the other hand make us stronger and more violent!!!"

Silverwolf • 04/13/2015

Barbarian: "Now I have bananas. I shall send you to the moon."

Wolfyjr • 04/13/2015

I say he's about to be maimed by the barbarian when the banana hit him, or he'll talk NORMALLY OoO Naw... I for see a new feline fur skined hat for that barbarian soon also those barbarian look hunky in those guard outfits XP

Wolfyjr • 04/13/2015

BTW WE NEED A VEGI NINJA NOT A FRUIT NINJA AND A VEGI JOKE

Marcello Rupelli • 04/14/2015

<3 Possum girl :)

WB101 • 04/15/2015

From the Moo Zone: Dawn the drmooid says that's what he gets for wearing that color uniform. Errr... wait. Ohhh the poor dear. He should have used war stomp. It's super effective!

Such misunderstanding. Soo not getting paid enough to deal with this. Much moo.

Kael Duranus • 04/16/2015

I'm also kind of the side fo the barbarian on this one. The third panel says it all, 'Well, what do you want me to do about it?'.

Its not like the barbarian can magic up some parsnips.

Katnik • 04/18/2015

@Jan Y'know, if you say Rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga over and over very fast, it sounds like an old model T Ford warming up. Or maybe an outboard motor.

Ashley the Magic Cuddlefox • 04/19/2015

4 Silvers? But where are we going to find a cloning machine in a fantasy setting?

PANTHER • 04/21/2015

Hey , hey : http://www.tigerknight.com/ss/misc-1

^^"

WB101 • 04/22/2015

Ashley tMC asked “But where are we going to find a cloning machine in a fantasy setting?”

cracks knuckles, and channels his inner Farnsworth

Why… a crazy old coyote wizard of course!

Good news everyone. We’re going into the future to acquire a self-contained replication module… opens a portal
Now be sure to keep arms, legs, tails, and other important appendages inside the event horizon at all times. Oh… and definitely NO popcorn. We don’t want to contaminate the timestream agai-thunderous ROAR!, followed by rapidly approaching impact tremors turns to see a charging T-Rex through the portal
Err… THOU SHALT NOT PA… Oh bother.
waves arms frantically, slamming the portal shut just in time with a sounding THUD! and fading agitated T-Rex whimpers
Umm… Oopsie. Guess I had the silly thing in reverse... or did I? O_o

WB101 • 04/22/2015

(Meanwhile, in alternate universe KX239, a little T-Rex asks a larger T-Rex “Mommy. Why does uncle Bud have a flat head?” The larger T-rex answers “That’s what happens when you go chasing fireflies...”)

Flare • 04/22/2015

I have to say I clicked on the "In spanish" version out of morbid curiosity. I was not disappointed. X) "!MUU!" XD XD XD XD

Wolfyjr • 04/23/2015

WB if You were magic... just wizard up a second one or poof a cloning machine up

WB101 • 04/29/2015

(Ugg. You know you've had too much caffeine when you spill yer looniness all over Jan's board. Sorry folks.) And I've already done the cloned character bit on forums dark spooky voice that shall not be named end dark spooky voice back in 2003.

Sure, I 'could' pull something from behind my back like almost any other toon... but somehow I don't think Jan would appreciate a mob of cloned Silvers trying to hide behind him. ;)

As they say... The setup is in the shtick, the punchline is in the delivery, and the adventure... is in the journey. sage old coyote smile

Tech • 07/13/2016

Banannas... horror chord

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