Jan. 12, 2013 - Bananas

179 comments

Jan

It's time for another reader contest! Fill in the blank and submit your entry in the comments:

"If only the Sheriff had _, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

sporkula • 01/12/2013

If only the sheriff had an all ages daycare tor and silver would be far easier to catch. They might also be diswaded From rearranging their cell to much with such a place.

Reynard L • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had set up ridiculous traps, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Zaezar • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had A banana for Silver, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Takai~ • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had waffles, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Voxumo • 01/12/2013

"If only The Sheriff had a bloodhound, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch" also The bloodhound may die or become sick from Tor's smell

Bartimaeus • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had a big butterfly net, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Leo • 01/12/2013

If only the sheriff had a roast turkey, Tor and Silver wouldn´t be so hard to catch

Lance • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had lots of sausages, Tor and Silver wouldnt be so hard to catch.

He's use them as bait of course! they'd pick up the sausages and bam! mouse trapped.

Devilduk • 01/12/2013

If only The Sheriff had a bacon kilt, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. Just watch out for the sausage and eggs

tracer • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had a penny for each of their antics, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. They couldn't resist stealing such a huge bag of pennies, but wouldn't run far with it.

Night-X • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had a cheap bounty hunter, Tor and Sliver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Sasha • 01/12/2013

If only the sheriff had more bricks, then Tor and silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. (he throws/ sells the bricks) OR If only he had a sweet smoothe sonnet to recite for them, then they wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Cyph • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had the Force, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Ra Ra Rhi • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had some bubble-wrap, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

No one can resist bubble-wrap

Felis Silvestris • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had skills of Ezio Auditore da Firenze, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

GoGoWolf • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had one of Wolf's crazy ideas, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Melkin • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had A Mimic, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

MorbiusMonster • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had a sense of direction, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

soriac • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had used more free poetry readings, trained his men at hopscotch and helped Silver at scrabble, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. And maybe a cart full of free sausages would have been useful, too :-)

WAtheAnum • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had the holy grail from monty python, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. Yea guess this would be use full X3

Xaroka • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff hadn't expected the Spanish inqusition, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Ooraka • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had a sense of humor, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Using their own antics against them for his own amusement would work. Their humor gets them out, his gets them in.

Jeffwulf87 • 01/12/2013

If only the sheriff had teamed up with the mischievous/evil pigeons Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Seriously, even when not causing problems for Tor and Silver, they cameo in a bunch of the strips. They're everywhere!

Greenwood Goat • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had some drop-dead gorgeous city guards, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Silver: SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! GLOMP!

Tor: Why sure - I'll accompany you back to anywhere! You probably hear this all the time, but that is one nicely-fitted uniform. Manacles? On a first date? Hmmmmmm..... maybe?

Corey • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had some wanted posters of Silver and Tor hung up around town, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. After all, with a decent sized bounty on their heads, and their likenesses on every corner, it's only a matter of time before somebody catches them, or points them out to the authorities. This all assuming that there is a bounty on their heads, of course. Plus, what would Tor and Silver think if they saw their pictures hung up around town?

Alien • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had glue, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Koga Kitty • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had a Banana Split, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Who could resist such a tempting desert, you know they couldn't resist that

IkeWolfe • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had the misfortunre teller to guide him, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

lolo • 01/12/2013

if only the sheriff had a brain, tor and silver wouldnt be so hard to catch

Meiyo • 01/12/2013

lol!

Lanny • 01/12/2013

if only the sheriff had net, tor and silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Fargo Wolf • 01/12/2013

If the Sherriff of Vale Valley had Mantracker (both the original and current one) as part of his staff, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Ainoko • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had big fluffy marshmallows, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Glyde • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had catnip, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch." But the sheriff would be hypnotized by the catnip, so it wouldn't be so effective

Kalasnokov • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had a competent workforce, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Monkeytoster • 01/12/2013

"If only the sheriff had the Spanish Inquisition, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch." BECAUSE NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

Monkeytoster • 01/12/2013

I just read the rest of the comments. Somebody expected the spanish inquisition before me. :(

Mr. Ookami • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had the Bat Mobile, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Which ever Bat Mobile floats your boat. My favorite is the most recent one. The tank like one.

Bibliothecarius • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had pigeons on his side, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Stevie Maxwell • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had "a fortune teller revealing all of their plans", Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Vlad Drago • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had voodoo dolls, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

He could also get them to fix whatever they break.

Vanbael • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had more pigeons, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Chris "Foxx" Yost • 01/12/2013

And can Silver ALSO suck the jelly out of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich? 8)

Tekara • 01/12/2013

If on the Sheriff had a monkey and three screws, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch!

Pyre of Tacos • 01/12/2013

"If only the sheriff had a life-like cardboard standee of a famous male singer, then Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Stripey • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had Chinese finger traps, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

n254 • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had some shiny things, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Everyone loves shiny things

LionHeart • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had duct tape, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Duct tape fixes everything, after all...

Ngerf • 01/12/2013

If only the Sheriff had not lost his marbles...

TechUnadept • 01/12/2013

a meme, eh? If only the sherrif had a fistfulla loitnin', Tor and silver wouldn't be so hard to catch in METAL BOXES! ... 20% cooler, arrow in the knee, all your base are belong to us.

Shadow Wolf • 01/12/2013

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-NCUMqF0Tg had too. too perfect.\r\n\r\nIf only the Sheriff had carp shooting crossbows,Tor and Silver wouldn\'t be so hard to catch

Jamtex • 01/12/2013

If only the sherrif had squirrels, Tor and Silver would not be so hard to catch.

Samwise Galenorn • 01/12/2013

"If only the Sheriff had Tor and Silver already in jail, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Vandal • 01/13/2013

"If only the Sheriff had hired a few stool pidgeons Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

say what? • 01/13/2013

Pilthover gear.

BardLion • 01/13/2013

If only the Sheriff had uncanny sexual appeal, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Michael • 01/13/2013

"If only the Sheriff had mad poetry-reading skills, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Alternate: "If only the Sheriff had an oversized grabber-claw, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Lycanthromancer • 01/13/2013

If only the sheriff had the runs, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

What? The runs make you faster...right?

Kiono • 01/13/2013

If only the sheriff had snowballs, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Spring87 • 01/13/2013

If the sheriff had a time travelling DeLorean, silver and tor would not be hard to catch.

Think about it.

Spring87 • 01/13/2013

If tje sheriff had a time travelling DeLorean, Tor and Silver would not be hard to catch.

Get it? BTTF?

4everHallie • 01/13/2013

"If only the Sheriff had a big 'KEEP OUT silver & Tor' sign on his dungeon,Then Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

they would want to go in for sure then >:D

Rei Loire • 01/13/2013

If only the Sheriff had brains and good guardsmen, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch as he would have used cat-nip to confine them to their cells which he couldn't bring in but one of his guardsmen could.

Draco10901 • 01/13/2013

If only the Sheriff had the Necronomicon, Klaatu Verada cough-cough

5pikey8lur • 01/13/2013

If only the Sheriff had a leg of mutton on a stick, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

David • 01/13/2013

I only the sheriff had ignored them, Tor and Silver would not be hard to catch.

SuperBH • 01/13/2013

If only the Sheriff had banned poetry, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

KyoZaber • 01/13/2013

"If only the Sheriff had candy, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Hathuwolfar • 01/13/2013

"If only the Sheriff had gotten them micro-chipped , Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Katra • 01/13/2013

If only the sheriff had a motorcycle, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

'Oooh; cool shiny bike...' 'And such a cool helmet...'

Antoniusweezel • 01/13/2013

IF only the sheriff had read this, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Tavis • 01/13/2013

If only the Sheriff had control of the script, or at least weren't so funny in failure, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Eisenkrieg • 01/13/2013

If only the sheriff had a SEAL Team, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Crestlinger • 01/13/2013

If only the Sheriff had Mantracker(http://www.mantracker.ca/episodes.html), Tor and Silver wouldn\'t be so hard to catch. (Well Mammaltracker but same dif.)

shakuvendell • 01/14/2013

If only the Sheriff had some Soul Sand, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

ErwinRommelish • 01/14/2013

If only the sheriff had SPEHS MEHREENS, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

General Husky • 01/14/2013

If only the Sheriff had a big stack of money glued to the ground, Tor and Silver would not be so hard to catch.

(BANNANA PHONE)

Verp • 01/14/2013

If only the Sheriff had imagination and intelligence . . . .

ErwinRommelish • 01/14/2013

If only the sheriff had BEHNBLAAAAAADESSSS, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

hariman • 01/14/2013

"If only the Sheriff had a rhyming dictionary, two stout poles, and a dozen herring, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

BlueDrox • 01/14/2013

If only the sheriff had checker chess, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Elensar • 01/14/2013

If only the sheriff had a riding raptor (dino), Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Zoabeast • 01/14/2013

If only the Sheriff had FLYPAPER, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Indrick Boreale • 01/14/2013

If only the sheriff had multiple, simultaneous, devastating and defensive deep strikes, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

dantik • 01/14/2013

If only the sheriff had a massive vacuum cleaner, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

GraveyardGreg • 01/14/2013

"If only the Sheriff had food, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

FlashLion • 01/14/2013

"If only the Sheriff had free delicious food at the jail, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

dont piss off the wizard • 01/14/2013

if only the sheriff had a series of demotivational posters rendering all arguments invalid tor and silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

dragontech64 • 01/14/2013

Don't really have a "fill in the blank" response. Just one for the comic itself - always bring a banana to a party..

Iamar the Wolf • 01/14/2013

If only the sheriff had a magic carpet with banana sligshot, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

dracone • 01/14/2013

If only the Sheriff had a better information network, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Mobyulus • 01/14/2013

"If only the Sheriff had a flock of pigeons on the payroll, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Treadwater • 01/14/2013

If only the Sheriff had a robot ninja pirate doctor laser monkey narwahl zombie hobo bacon kitty captain penguin raptor jesus banjo turtle jetpack ferret pizza lawyer, Tor and Silver wouldn\'t be so hard to catch.\r\n\r\nHooray for Trochees!

Rocket T. Coyote • 01/14/2013

If only the Sheriff had a hopscotch tournament, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Timothy Eichhorst • 01/14/2013

If the Sheriff got a round Tuit he would be able to catch them. Or he could give them card with "How to escape from jail - Turn Over." printed on both sides.

JC • 01/15/2013

If only the Sherrif had some competence, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Jade • 01/15/2013

If only the Sheriff had Yahtzee, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. That game takes AGES!

Tigermark • 01/15/2013

If only the Sheriff had some finger-biting carp, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

MaveriKat • 01/15/2013

"If only the Sheriff had Free Poetry Reading, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

After all, why do the work yourself when there are Barbarians that will do it for you at none of the cost your own soldiers will?

Muffin guy. • 01/15/2013

If only the sheriff had bacon. Then silver and tor would be easier to catch

Dragon • 01/15/2013

If only the Sheriff had a creator who didn't take favorites, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. RECURSION!

Zihuskyfox • 01/15/2013

If only the sheriff had green hair, he can screw the rules. Then silver and tor would be easier to catch

Mikey Z • 01/15/2013

If only the sheriff had used that 50% off coupon on karate classes.

Or a level 7 sword. Or sweets to lure Tor into a trap.

Shade • 01/16/2013

If only the Sheriff had a laser pointer, the Tor ad Silver would be easier to catch

don't piss off the wizard • 01/16/2013

if only the sheriff had the ability to warp the space/time continuum tor and silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

"Only two things are infinite the universe and human stupidity, and i'm not sure about the universe." -Albert Einstein

AoTKoneko • 01/16/2013

"If only the Sheriff had more professional guards under command, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Seriously, they need to take their job... seriously!

AxuMon • 01/16/2013

"If only the Sheriff had ionized toaster, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Kitt Fawx • 01/16/2013

If only the Sheriff had a brain, then he would have been smart enough to audition for the roll of "The Lion" in The Wizard of Oz" which would have meant someone smarter would be in charge of the guards, then Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Melone • 01/16/2013

"If only the Sheriff had Sam Starfall*, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch." Hey, there is no better way to catch a thief using another one ;)

*Sam Starfall is a character from another comic, called freefall. I don´t put a link in, becouse this is not the right place for product placement.

Specs Wolf • 01/16/2013

"If only the Sheriff had Some Stake Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Gypsy • 01/16/2013

If only the Sheriff had day old bread, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

garbud • 01/17/2013

"If only the Sheriff had some red robins, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

ArchMageChefAlchemist • 01/17/2013

"If only the Sheriff had asked help from a Arch Mage (like me!), Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

NineTailArchMageChefAlchemist • 01/17/2013

whoops... typo...

"If only the Sheriff had asked help from an Arch Mage (like me!), Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Iamar the Wolf • 01/17/2013

If only the Sheriff had an army of Super Hot Ninjas (part-time models on leave from Art College), Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Vanx D • 01/17/2013

If only the Sheriff had Dredd then Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Moon Cat • 01/18/2013

If only the Sheriff hadn't made showers mandatory, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

awalker1829 • 01/18/2013

If only the sheriff had implanted them with GPS tracking devices, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Darkeraven • 01/18/2013

If only the Sheriff had loaned the artist $10 for cab fare when he needed it, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

fall • 01/18/2013

if only the sheriff would sing for tor and silver, they would run into jail.

Mike • 01/18/2013

I think that last reason should say; "They cause undesirable behavior in males." Reminds me of George Carlin's bit about girls eating ice cream cones...

Rocket T. Coyote • 01/18/2013

If only the Sheriff had a balanced breakfast, then Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Marius Pontmercy • 01/19/2013

I ask that you take us Christians into consideration in the future (not to be uncivil, but I also noticed some posts here that are upsetting, such as the Month Python, technological chip, and supernatural ones).

"If only the Sheriff had giant magnets, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Rin Hitei • 01/19/2013

If only the Sheriff had The Flash working for him, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Stargazer • 01/19/2013

@ Timothy Eichhorst "Get Out of Jail Free" card with instructions:

Step 1: Go to jail. Step 2: Present this card to the guard for a free fork. Step 3: Use fork to dismantle the dungeon wall.

Offer valid only while supply of forks lasts.

Stargazer • 01/19/2013

If only the Sheriff had declared the jail a skunk cabbage-free zone, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

I love this comic! It's both cute and hilarious!

Yageira • 01/19/2013

If only the sheriff had competent soldiers to work with, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Husky • 01/19/2013

If only the Sheriff had a imperial walker, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

MSB • 01/19/2013

If only the Sheriff had taken off every ZIG, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

FOR GREAT JUSTICE!

Volchek • 01/19/2013

If only the sheriff had a sign saying "Do Not Touch", Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Mikkel • 01/19/2013

If only the Sheriff had more cows working for him, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Chris "Foxx" Yost • 01/20/2013

If only the Sheriff had felled the woods around the city and sold the lumber for profit, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

But as we all know, you can't seize the forest for the trees.

Artremen • 01/20/2013

If only the sheriff had his guards sing Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

NineTailArchMageChefAlchemist • 01/20/2013

If only Sheriff had thrown Pokeballs instead of his underlings at them, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to 'Catch'.Get it?

NineTailArchMageChefAlchemist • 01/20/2013

If only Sheriff had thrown Pokeballs instead of his underlings at them, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Philippe • 01/20/2013

If only the sheriff had brewed up a steaming kettle of savory beef stroganaf served with gallons of milk and fresh bread.

EW • 01/20/2013

If only Sheriff had adorable Puppies, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

feralcat52 • 01/21/2013

If only the sheriff had some large sticky glue-traps, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

don't piss off the wizard • 01/21/2013

if only the sheriff had a rotflcopter tor and silver wouldn't be so hard to catch

Iamar the Wolf • 01/21/2013

If only the Sheriff had Tor and Silver's Mums, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch!

Dizzy • 01/21/2013

If only the Sheriff had hired those pigeons, Tor and Silver wouldn't be do hard to catch.

Irate_Shaman • 01/22/2013

If only the Sheriff had a portal gun, Tor and Silver Wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Selgri • 01/22/2013

If only the Sheriff had hired them on as extra guards with as much free reign as he could give them, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Rocket T. Coyote • 01/22/2013

If only the Sheriff had a good night's rest, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Zinc • 01/22/2013

"If only the Sheriff had something really shiny, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Mudddypaws • 01/22/2013

\"If only the Sheriff had a Skunk to stink up their feet, Tor and Silver wouldn\'t be so hard to catch.\"\r\n

AngelxMist • 01/25/2013

If only the sheriff had fluffy mice toys, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Drakoflame • 01/25/2013

If Only the Sheriff had a holiday that allowed one five finger discount to every store, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. You see, they would stop at EVERY story to get something, causing them to be loaded down with stuff. Now I realize this wouldn't work because its a holiday, but on the NEXT day, they still have all the stuff, making them unable to run when the gaurds came to get them.

Stig Hemmer • 01/25/2013

If only the Sheriff had ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Halbtyr • 01/26/2013

If only the Sheriff had Chuck Norris, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

I Like Trains Girl • 01/26/2013

"If only the Sheriff had Shiny Things and Meat, Tor And Silver Wouldn't Be so Hard to catch."

"Ohhh Shinies!"

Kettlingur TIgre • 01/26/2013

If only the Sheriff had a free gold trap, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Lord_Chaos • 01/26/2013

If only the sheriff had a Veeblefetzer, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Robin Bobcat • 01/26/2013

Has anyone said 'Rocket Skates' yet?

Logan10701 • 01/26/2013

130+ Comments? Celebration for the inhumane amount of views .-.?

Logan10701 • 01/26/2013

"If only the Sheriff had greyhounds instead of wolves, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

MacGyver • 01/26/2013

If only the Sheriff had two paper clips, a bit of string, a rubber band and a Swiss army knife, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Shariz • 01/27/2013

If only the Sheriff had an Elephant, Tor and Silver wouldn\'t be so hard to catch.

Novalpha • 01/27/2013

If only the Sheriff had more swords and sausages, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Scarecrow • 01/27/2013

If only the sheriff had poetry skills, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch. (They wouldn't have escaped without poetry, so....)

Raev Winters • 01/27/2013

if only the Sheriff had a Tardis, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

BoA • 01/27/2013

If only the Sheriff had a Gun, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

kwehknight9001 • 01/28/2013

If only the Sheriff had a portal Gun test facility with promised cake, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

lizardprotector • 01/28/2013

If only the sheriff had done more exercise and less all-you-can-eat buffets.

Kera Ryu • 01/29/2013

"If only the Sheriff had giant strips of flypaper, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

kero957 • 01/29/2013

"If only the sheriff had a fishing rod, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch"

"If only the sheriff had a large bassball glove, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch"

Todd-Fox • 01/29/2013

If only the Sheriff had a unicycle Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

nekonyan1224 • 01/30/2013

"If only the Sheriff had said, "eenie meenie miney mo, let me catch that tiger (and arctic fox) by toe Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Sinistru • 01/30/2013

If only the Sheriff had Given the town watch red uniforms, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

because (as everybody knows) red ones go faster.

Velgar • 01/31/2013

If only the Sheriff had thought of just standing in the cell, saying "Ha! Those two won't surely be getting here!", Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

I mean, they always appear where they're least wanted. One can probably use it against them... :P

Shiodoru • 01/31/2013

"If only the Sheriff had COMPETENT AND WELL TRAINED GUARDS working for him, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Proles8 • 06/18/2013

If only the sheriff had pie, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Unio Exodus • 06/21/2013

lf the Sherrif had an AK47, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Shadowkey392 • 07/04/2013

Poor barbarian!

Maxiter • 07/28/2013

Sadly, the image doesn't show up for me D: Can you reupload it or sth?

Maxiter • 07/28/2013

It works now! Thanks! ^^

Solartempus • 12/23/2014

"If only the Sheriff had an amusement park, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch."

Amaroq • 07/13/2016

If only the sheriff had a 75-ton OmniMech, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

Silverwolf • 12/02/2016

If only the Sheriff had more pokeballs, Tor and Silver wouldn't be so hard to catch.

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