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15 Dec 2023: Orders for physical books and calendars have been halted for the holiday season. Digital items are still available. We will re-open on 2 January 2024.

6 Dec 2023: Due to holiday travel plans, the deadline for all calendar and book orders is 14 Dec. Calendars will no longer be available after that, so place your orders soon!

21 Nov 2023: Paypal users, the 2024 printed calendar -- without mail tracking -- is now available on the Gumroad store. Had a configuration hiccup and didn't list the product before 😅

19 Nov 2023: The 2024 calendar is ready for order! Note that there are two shipping options, one with mail tracking and the other without. If purchasing multiple calendars, they must all be of the same mail tracking preference to be sent in the same shipment.

North American customers: Better shipping rates for books are available from Fenris Publishing!

Paypal users: Please purchase through my Gumroad store.

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2024 Calendar

[NEW!] The 2024 mini wall calendar, featuring your favorite characters from Nine to Nine. All content is "safe for work". Includes PDF downloads.

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$8.00 USD
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2024 Calendar (no mail tracking)

[NEW!] The 2024 mini wall calendar, featuring your favorite characters from Nine to Nine. All content is "safe for work". Includes PDF downloads.

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$6.00 USD
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2024 Calendar (PDF)

[NEW!] The 2024 calendar, featuring your favorite characters from Nine to Nine. All content is "safe for work". PDF download only.

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$2.00 USD
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Calendar collection

Here is entire collection of calendar images, from 2019-2023, packaged into a single download!

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$3.00 USD
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College Catastrophe book

The College Catastrophe book collects all 202 strips (minus contests and crossovers) that appear on the website, plus a dozen drawings (intentional fillers!) not seen anywhere else.

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$12.95 USD
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College Catastrophe eBook

This is the eBook (PDF) edition of College Catastrophe.

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$3.00 USD
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Swords and Sausages book

The first Swords and Sausages book collects chapters one through eight of the webcomic, plus a bonus chapter not seen anywhere, into a full-color, Sunday-comic-sized volume.

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$29.95 USD
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Swords and Sausages eBook

This is the eBook (PDF) edition of Swords and Sausages, available for the first time!

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$6.00 USD
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