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2023 Calendar

[NEW!] The 2023 mini wall calendar, featuring your favorite characters from Swords and Sausages. All content is "safe for work". Includes PDF downloads.

[NEW!] The 2023 mini wall calendar, featuring your favorite characters from Swords and Sausages. All content is "safe for work". Includes PDF downloads.
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Note: This item will be sent by ordinary air mail and no tracking is provided. Allow 2-3 weeks for delivery.
Printed calendar specs: 145mm x 145mm, full color interior
Included PDF downloads:
1. Mini 145x145 mm (same as printed)
2. Mini 145x145 mm with weeks starting on Monday
3. DIY print-your-own 8.5"x11" large format
4. DIY print-your-own 8.5"x11" large format with weeks starting on Monday
2023 Calendar (PDF)

[NEW!] The 2023 calendar, featuring your favorite characters from Swords and Sausages. All content is "safe for work". PDF download only.

[NEW!] The 2023 calendar, featuring your favorite characters from Swords and Sausages. All content is "safe for work". PDF download only.
Included PDF downloads:
1. Mini 145x145 mm (same as printed)
2. Mini 145x145 mm with weeks starting on Monday
3. DIY print-your-own 8.5"x11" large format
4. DIY print-your-own 8.5"x11" large format with weeks starting on Monday
Calendar collection

Here is entire collection of calendar images, from 2019-2022, packaged into a single download!

Here is entire collection of calendar images, from 2019-2022, packaged into a single download!
- High resolution PDFs and PNGs
- SFW and NSFW variants where available
- Download only. No printed calendar with order
College Catastrophe book

The College Catastrophe book collects all 202 strips (minus contests and crossovers) that appear on the website, plus a dozen drawings (intentional fillers!) not seen anywhere else.


The College Catastrophe book collects all 202 strips (minus contests and crossovers) that appear on the website, plus a dozen drawings (intentional fillers!) not seen anywhere else.
- 127 pages, color cover, black & white interior
- ISBN 978-988-16991-1-4
- Dimensions: 210mm x 148mm x 10mm
Books can be signed and personalized on request! During checkout, in the "additional instructions", write "Signed" or "Personalize this book to (name)"
College Catastrophe eBook

This is the eBook (PDF) edition of College Catastrophe.


This is the eBook (PDF) edition of College Catastrophe.
- 2022 edition: Images have been re-exported in their highest resolution!
- Same content as the printed edition
- High resolution PNG images
- Absolutely no DRM; feel free to read it on all of your devices!
Swords and Sausages book

The first Swords and Sausages book collects chapters one through eight of the webcomic, plus a bonus chapter not seen anywhere, into a full-color, Sunday-comic-sized volume.



The first Swords and Sausages book collects chapters one through eight of the webcomic, plus a bonus chapter not seen anywhere, into a full-color, Sunday-comic-sized volume.
- 162 pages, color cover and interior
- Second printing (March 2016)
- Features chapters 1-8 of the webcomic
- Includes bonus chapter
- Includes a selection of S&S art
- Dimensions: 280mm x 210mm x 10mm
Books can be signed and personalized on request! During checkout, in the "additional instructions", write "Signed" or "Personalize this book to (name)"
Swords and Sausages eBook

This is the eBook (PDF) edition of Swords and Sausages, available for the first time!

This is the eBook (PDF) edition of Swords and Sausages, available for the first time!
- Same content as the printed edition
- High resolution images
- Absolutely no DRM; feel free to read it on all of your devices!